Is it normal that my morbidly obese house maid broke my toilet?

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So my house maid, Delorus, went to the bathroom one night before she had to go out to do some shopping. She sat down and made horrible grunting sounds and I heard multiple plops in the water. Then I heard thebiggest shattering sound I have ever heard. It turns out that the toilet couldn't support her 423 pound ass while she was taking what SMELLED like a man shit. It was a mess. There was broken porcelain and water all over the place, with huge streaming lumps of shit with pieces of corn in it mixed in with the toilet debris. She casually said "I'm sorry I smashed your shit pot" then went to the store and left me to clean it up. She also refuses to pay the $700 to hire a plumber to put in a new one. If she wasn't my mother's best friend, I would have fired her and kicked her extra large and highly ass out that night. I had to clean up her SHIT! Life sucks. I hate her. And she eats my damn yogurt cups in the fridge. I work hard for my things. All she does is break toilets with her damn gorilla ass.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    10 years ago | pl

    A few questions;
    How do you know her exact weight?
    Since when did women's and men's shit have any difference in odour?
    And why don't you just clean your own house and keep your shit and yogurt pots?

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    • tatertotslol
      10 years ago

      She told me, she eats manly sized meals, and she broke the toilet and left a mess every where. I pay her 16 dollars an hour, eight hours a day, five days a week, and she gets free room and board. It would not kill her to clean her mess up

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      • charli.m
        10 years ago

        ...what the hell kind of mess takes 40 hours a week to clean??

        Your trollishness is too blatant for me to be amused. Try some cleverness next time. This really shouldn't have got through moderation but hey, it made some people laugh so I guess it's not entirely a bad thing.

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        • tatertotslol
          10 years ago

          Cleaning is not her only job. She has the kids to look after as well while I'm at work. This post was not written to be amusing. Visit done other thread for that. I'm serious about this one

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          • cuppycake1228
            10 years ago

            No offense, but when you use words like "man shit" and "smelly gorilla ass", you're probably going to incite some laughter. :)

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          • charli.m
            10 years ago

            As a professional nanny who has been working in the industry for ten years, I find it concerning that anyone would leave their children with someone they had so many issues with.

            I put it to you that you are a) a troll or b) a bad parent.

            Choose wisely.

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          • tatertotslol
            10 years ago

            In this thread I'm questioning the normality of this person's ethics, and why they would just "leave it" and not even help clean up. I would have been fine with a sincere apology or ifshe went and got me some paper towels and a broom so I could take care of it. But she didn't. This is not a bullshit trolling post and its not up for anyone's amusement

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Is she a black woman?

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    • tatertotslol
      10 years ago

      No why would that matter?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Trolling or not, this is one of the funnier stories that has been posted here in awhile. I actually laughed loud enough to disturb my neighbor.

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    • tatertotslol
      10 years ago

      What does trolling mean?

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      • Teh4HorsMen
        10 years ago

        Idiot.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    If it were legal and/or consensual, you could whip her for her insufferable nonsense and impure behaviours.

    Is she by any chance an African woman? For some reason I keep envisioning her as being dark chocolate and having short straight neon purple hair that is most likely a wig.

    Hire a lawyer and take that women to court. She should pay for destroying your toilet and contaminating your bathroom with her shit, which needs to be sterilised completely. Try buying a sturdy non-ceramic toilet. Fire her butt and get a thinner and more competent maid.

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    • tatertotslol
      10 years ago

      I wish I could fire her but I don't want to upset my mom, cuz delorous is the only friend she has. I can't do that to her

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    • cuppycake1228
      10 years ago

      What a weird and racist comment to make. Plus, the OP already established that the maid is not black. Drop the racist crap.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        How was that racist? I am not a racist. All I sated was a visual that I got. I don't think you ever understand what that word means. I wrote that comment before she even said that her maid wasn't African. Someone else asked this, yet you didn't accuse them of being a racist. Why is that?

        racist |ˈrāsist|
        noun
        a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
        adjective
        having or showing the belief that a particular race is superior to another: we are investigating complaints about racist abuse at the club.

        racism |ˈrāˌsizəm|
        noun
        the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.
        • prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on such a belief: a program to combat racism.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      AG big girls are rough on a can and take big dumps. What did they expect

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        That poor porcelain potty never stood a chance! He was so full of life and to think, that he would live a long life eating people's waste only for him to end up being killed by the very thing he desired…

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    I bet the shit smelled better than this troll.

    Damn I got a laugh out of this. It's going on my favorites list.

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    • tatertotslol
      10 years ago

      It's not meant to be funny. This is a serious issue I'm having

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      • gummy_jr
        10 years ago

        How unfortunate

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  • Sweet_Brown
    10 years ago

    Oh sweet Jesus. That poor toilet.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      No amount of cuddling it will ease its trauma. It will forever more suffer from PTSD.

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      • Sweet_Brown
        10 years ago

        Baby you right about that.

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago

      Lol I see what you did there. Ain't nobody got time for that.

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      • Sweet_Brown
        10 years ago

        Especially me! I ain't got time fah dat! I would have knocked that bitch out with a six pack of cold pop!

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Just fire her a big, fat ass, Troll Baby.

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  • Hugh*Janus
    10 years ago

    $700 to install a toilet?? It takes 5 minutes to do and even a total moron can do it. I'll do it for $500.

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    • cuppycake1228
      10 years ago

      Yeah, but will you also clean up the shit?

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      • Hugh*Janus
        10 years ago

        You said you already did.

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        • cuppycake1228
          10 years ago

          Dude, I'm not the OP. But yeah, I forgot, she already did clean it up.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    The shit Pot line made me actually lol

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  • tatertotslol
    10 years ago

    That's literally what the bitch said! Now that I think back it is kind of funny

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  • wafflesundays
    9 years ago

    thank you for my laughter make more stories please

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  • Ebola69
    9 years ago

    As a morbidly obese man in his 40s I completely sympathize with her. Whenever I go to a relative's kid's birthday party I end up breaking the little kiddie chairs they set up. I started attending the parties in the nude just to take a little weight off but it didn't help.

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  • Gircykins_x
    9 years ago

    Made me laugh so much :)

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  • Teh4HorsMen
    10 years ago

    Fire and sue her fat ass.

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  • hiddenhands
    10 years ago

    holy fuck!

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  • lemoncity
    10 years ago

    Ewww if this is real take her to court :c.

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  • Holzman_67
    10 years ago

    its normal she broke it, she is so heavy. its not normal for her not to clean it up.

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    There's nothing like a bowl of corn-and-shard cereal in the morning.

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  • tatertotslol
    10 years ago

    I guess I will cuz I have to say something about it

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  • tatertotslol
    10 years ago

    Thanks I thought about that.. but idk. Trying not to cause any upheaval in my family. Probably will still happen anyway so...

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  • tatertotslol
    10 years ago

    I'm not posting this to "troll" I'm posting this because I'm bieng taken advantage of by this lady. She has so many perks to her job and she can't take a tiny bit of responsibility. I just want to know if that is normal.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Tell your mom about this woman and her bullshit. Sit her down for a nice, but serious heart-to-heart. Give her something to drink like a coffee or some tea or even some wine. And, play nice relaxing music.

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  • YourPrecious
    10 years ago

    I already said I'm sorry!

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  • 6meyou9
    10 years ago

    she was taking what SMELLED like a man shit, cracked me up

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