Is it normal that my rooster only attacks black people?

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I am NOT racist. This observation really bothers me. Sometimes I like to have my pet rooster and hen in my front yard. Any other person of any other race can pass by the yard and he doesn't care. However, when a black person passes by, he starts bobbing his head, he puffs up his feathers, he jumps up, and he attacks. The chain link fence prevents him from actually attacking. My friends were the first to notice this and laughed. It really bothers me that an animal can be like this.

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Based on 56 votes (32 yes)

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11 years ago | pl

"my rooster only attacks black people"

Well you know what they say about black people and fried chicken lol....Mr rooster knows, and he aint putting up with no shit.

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- RubyCane
  
  11 years ago
  
  Damn, you nailed it first!
  
  *exhales sadly through nostrils*
  
  Yes, my friend, as my man tommy here pointed well, we're talking about "The Avenging Rooster"!!!
  
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BlackDays

11 years ago

Maybe it doesn't like cocks bigger than itself?

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- Wuggums47
  
  10 years ago
  
  Best reply so far.
  
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NotFloydzie

11 years ago

What a racist rooster.

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Pure_Soul

11 years ago

Well, first of all, I wouldn't consider having a pet rooster normal. Is it normal that he hates black people? Maybe you should poll some other roosters and see...

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- BigScaryRooster
  
  11 years ago
  
  For some reason your post made me picture a bunch of roosters gathered together in little KKK outfits voting.
  
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- KeddersPrincess
  
  11 years ago
  
  If you live on a farm.
  
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bigtoy

11 years ago

I think you should keep an eye on him at night and make sure he's not sneaking off to KKK meetings. Btw, what color is your rooster?

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- BigScaryRooster
  
  11 years ago
  
  Red
  
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  - bigtoy
    
    11 years ago
    
    Is he a member of any neo-nazi groups?
    
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Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World

11 years ago

You have a racist rooster on your hands my friend.

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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

This is strange. But I do know an awful lot of black men whose cocks only go for white women. Who knows.

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- Just_feed_me_Troll_Meat
  
  11 years ago
  
  well why not? their women look like them cept with giant asses
  
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- Lynxikat
  
  11 years ago
  
  LOL xD
  
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- Captain_Kegstand
  
  11 years ago
  
  gahahaha
  
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Eattherich713

11 years ago

From a dog trainer's perspective, he's not "racist" he probably just wasn't exposed to black people as a baby/adolescent and now when he sees them he doesn't understand and is afraid.

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jondoerandom

11 years ago

I'll give you a $100 for it! LMAO...

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HectorxD

11 years ago

Lmao! Your rooster is awesome!:D

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mrs.apple

9 years ago

rofllmfao racist rooster.. like everyone else said

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coolio75650932

11 years ago

what the fuck are you doing with a rooster? and a racist rooster at that.

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Lynxikat

11 years ago

Your rooster's probably racist... that is, if an animal has the ability to be racist.

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nightmare28

11 years ago

I actually had a dog like this, he would go ape-shit when dark people (not necessarily black) come near. The funniest part was when my friend who is half and half came to visit, sometimes the dog would bark at him, other times no.

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Allistalla

11 years ago

Godamn racist Cock . :P

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Captain_Kegstand

11 years ago

You sir, have a case of black "cock" jealousy!

Too much?

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

What a racist! I used to be concerned about my dog, it seemed that most of the time he would bark at african people. I eventually realised that he'll bark at anyone and everything:P

This really reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where they had a African repairman and Ladybird would violently come at him. So they accused her of being a racist. I can't remember what the ending was, but you need to the bottom of your rooster. Did he have previous owner that was a racist? Was he injured by a African and as a result he thinks all Africans are bad? Try talking to him.

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- NeuroNeptunian
  
  11 years ago
  
  The ending was that he had disdain towards the black guy, but not because he was black, it's because he was a repair man and Hank did not like repair men touching his stuff and the dog was getting the bad vibes from him and reacting to it. He then discovered that his anxiety is because he hates repair men, and so he went to the guy's house with Ladybird, apologized, told him what was up, and Ladybird was cool with the guy because the guy was just a regular guy in that situation, and not a repair man (not in uniform). I believe that this guy later came to work for Strickland Propane but I can't remember.
  
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Darkoil

11 years ago

My auntie has a dog that is fine around females but goes crazy around men but at the end of the day it's just a coincidence

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JollyJohnny

11 years ago

Deffinatey normal!

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