Is it normal that on my birthday no one bought me a goat?

Doesn't everyone get a goat on there bday? I'm not sure why I've been neglected in such a horrible manner, perhaps it's my poor record of maintaining proper goats.

Yes It's completely normal 16
No, what's the matter with your family? 40
Sometimes it's normal to receive several goats later on. 30
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Comments ( 22 )
  • That_Guy_From_The_Party

    da fuck is this.

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    • SoccerStud88

      x2

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  • Gena45

    They probably don't want to get you a goat because they think you'll kill it. OR they are planning on getting you a goat that will kill YOU. They just haven't found the right one yet. Don't worry, you'll get your killer goat.

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I'll send you a goat.. but you might not like the condition it's in when you receive it..

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  • we could all chip in a buy u a goat, one of the little fainting ones, then u could invite us over to watch it faint, especially me cause i thought of it :)

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  • theytookthisone

    Maybe if you weren't such a mean person, you would have gotten one

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  • aajkigirl

    g o a t

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  • galym

    no it is not normal to not recieve a goat for your birthday i have 3 already

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  • AuntJemima

    I'll whip up a big ol' batch of pancakez for ya all

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  • joybird

    I have a kid - if you want him!

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  • Yumazing

    My friend has two goats. Not kidding. Skudgie and Tofer are so cute.

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  • Darkoil

    This is weird and coincedental, for someones birthday message i sent them this this morning - voglio il sesso con una capra

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  • thecheese

    Why do you want a goat? lol

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  • Oasis808

    I'm so sorry....I'd hook you up with some goat if you needed but I'm probably not around your area.

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  • sounds pretty weird to me, everyone I know gives each other goats on birthdays, sometimes even chickens, cows, and horses too

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  • TheSameRock

    They fear that you'll f**k it ;)

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  • myweirdself16

    great, now i want a goat for my birthday.

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  • lbjjfkll

    want to fuck my goat

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  • Shackleford96

    No, you've got it all wrong see. You don't get an actual goat animal, but instead you take the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test or G.O.A.T., and you only take it when you turn 16.

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    • Shackleford96

      Fallout 3 reference in case nobody got that...

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      • I got it friend, I got it :) Needless to say, my ass is now off, from the laughing. The laughing of my ass off.

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        • Shackleford96

          ;)

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