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Is it normal that even though i am nearly 30, i like to pour a thin layer of glue on my hand, wait for it to dry and then peel it off like its a layer of skin. i know most of us did this at school but if am gluing something, i purposely pour some on my hand to do this.
I'm nearly 30 and I also enjoy this activity. Almost as much as dipping my finger-tips in wax and peeling that off.
Lol I'm 20 and I still do it. Its fun. I just hate that it takes forever to dry! Lol I remember doing that all the time in elementary, and its still as fun today.
I do this sometimes. :) It's pretty fun, to be honest. I once tried it to see if it would help the dryness on my hands. It didn't work.
Last week I was supposed to be putting together a wooden model using glue. I covered my left fingertips with glue and kept adding every 15 minutes or so. I started to wonder if it was possible to make a fingerprint mold using glue.
I never tried it..
"Hey, mom?"
"Yeah?"
"Do we have some glueee?"
"Well yes"
Bring it up to me then you SOB"
"Here you go, Your not gonna sniff it now are you?"
"...No?"
"Okay then"
A few minutes later..
"Uhm.. MOM?!"
"..Yeeah?"
"Is daddy home?"
"No, he's out shopping"
"Oh.."
"Why cant i help you?"
"This is kinda a guy problem"
"Honey. Im your mom, tell me about it"
"Well.. Okay. But dont get mad"
"Sure"
"Okay.. It hurts when i mastrubate?"
"Oh, thats perfectly normal"
"Okay.. But i cant stop doing it"
"Sure you can, you just gotta recist the urge"
"But.."
"Every time you put you hand on your penis, think about your grandma' and then you probarly just gonna rip your hand away from you penis"
"Uhm.. Okay....Aw, aw aw awawawaw.. *Rip* ARRRGH!!"
"Honey?"
"Take me to the hospital please"
"What, why?"
"You know when i borrowed the glue?"
"Yes?"
"Well, i glued my hand, and then i got horny, so i needed to.. Mastrubate"
"So.. You penis and you hand was stuck?"
"Yeah"
"Annd?"
"Then you told me to think about grandma' and just take my hand away"
"Oh, SHIT"
"Swettie, im home"
"Daddy!!"
"Hi my son.. What the?"
"..."
"Im gonna.. Go now"
As fucked up as that is to me. I do have some advice!! Don't jerk off with glue on your hand. Ref American pie.
I used to love to do that in elementary! I actually forgot about it....but I never use glue these days ):
What I've always done is to rub my thumb and forefinger together (in the "money" gesture) and rub to create friction so it dries faster. It does smear, but overall, it's much faster.