Is it normal that the russians are evil?
During my many escapades to the Russian frontier, I couldn't help but notice that there was rather large concentration of pre-cold war Soviet MiGs. Naturally, was quite taken back by the sheer number of aircraft there. Now of course, I simply thought this just the Russian Airforce in their tractor powered bi-planes, BUT I met a fellow there named, Viktor Vocheykov, and he told that they were preparing for the invasion of the USE. Thats right, the Unified Swiss Emirates. My fellow Americans, we must unite for victory against the the Neo-Soviet aggressor. We must win for two reasons. One, we have to save Switzerland, and two, we need that damn oil. Think the vast Siberian fields, would be ours! ALL OURS! JOIN ME BROTHERS! STEP 1: SECURE THE KEYS. STEP 2: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS. STEP 3:RAIN FIRE DOWN UPON OUR ENEMIES. STEP 4: RULE WITH AN IRON FIST.