Is it normal that the wasps became my children?

So I disturbed a wasps nest. Chaos, obviously, followed. But, I lived to tell the tale of crafty escape and near crippling wounds. Here's what's strange:

After the vomiting stopped and the hallucination inducing pain subsided, I could sense the hive. It was with me. Wasps are not intelligent, in terms of possessing the faculty of conscious attention. But they have a sophisticated interconnectedness that I became a part of. I tuned in, if you will. I felt them, understood them, knew their needs, knew where they were going. I would fall into trances and just become one of the drones. Soon the hive had moved to my bedroom, occupying one of my Darth Vader masks as the new nest. Was I their queen? Hard to tell.

I was snapped out of said trance by the screams of my family as I walked into the living room wearing the mask. Even the cat, ugh, Jacko was appalled.

Anyway, I was dethroned, if you will, when they bashed the mask with base ball bats and drenched it in vinegar.

Question remains: is this normal?

Thanks guys. Love you bye

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Based on 41 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    Ok Bobby Hill. No more TV for you.

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    • squirrelgirl

      That boy ain't right.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Waaahhh!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Wouldn't it be something if the Queen of the Wasps was a black girl. I want this to be a series on the SyFy channel!

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    • Avant-Garde

      Me too! Or, it might make a good animated series.

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    • Riddler

      The OP whole post sounds like something they would put on SciFi LMBO

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  • Avant-Garde

    I've gone through something similar with spiders. They've never bitten me before so, I don't know if they could make me trip like the wasps made you trip. Honestly, I don't feel like trying to get bitten to see. If you've got a connection with them, embrace it. Embrace it like I have embraced my connection with spiders.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Gotta love you, Avant-Garde!
      :-)

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  • Terence_the_viking

    WHAT dang i just spat out my cereal.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Op, I have a series of strange bumps, bite bumps, that could have only come from the spiders. Since bitten, I've been feeling really good. My memory's better but, I'm always hungry. I haven't experienced any trances yet.

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  • Riddler

    Well this is just weird but I have heard of weird stuff like this happening before. However bee and wasp keeping is in fact a job, so you might be able to make a living out of it.

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  • stopandthink

    Yeah people, feed the troll will you?

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