Is it normal that twenty strong men are needed?

On a cool autumn day, Principle Blackwell entered the building, filed past the front office, and took his seat in the back. He was a small, thin man, with gray eyes and mousey brown hair with only the slightest shock of gray showing through. Having recently required students and faculty to wear masks in order to halt the spread of Covid-19, he surveyed his surroundings and, having found himself completely alone, removed his mask, revealing underneath a defined, though somewhat delicate jawline, as he reached for his coffee and took a sip. Extremists had recently been making threats of invading the sanctity of the building with the help of 20 strong men, and Principle Blackwell couldn't help but laugh privately to himself at their bravado. Surely, these were all idle threats and, as soon as those making them were to encounter the least little pushback, they would cowardly retreat back to their homes and wait for the next new thing to get angry at. Principle Blackwell stared out the window briefly and thought he could make out something on the horizon, before his receptionist alerted him that he had a visitor. "Send them in," he said, quickly affixing the mask to his face as he waited for the arrival of his guest.

What Principle Blackwell saw before him left him in awe - he thought he could make out the shape of a man, his muscles bulging through a tightly-fitted leather shirt while his manhood stood erect through a codpiece attached to a pair of chaps. "What is the meaning of this?!" Principle Blackwell screeched, as the hulking intruder stepped towards him, looming over him with hungry eyes that peered over a bandana that covered his face. With his meaty, prehensile hand he grasped Principle Blackwell by the collar and dragged him over to the window, pressing his face firmly into it. Principle Blackwell could see clearly the shapes of strong men (he thought he could count 20 or so) advancing towards the school, their hulking physiques charging forth with such conviction and virility that it seemed like the very walls of his office would collapse like so much cardboard if one of them were to collide with it. He began to sweat, and nearly fainted from disbelief until he felt the force of five fingers grasp at his admittedly shapely buttocks. "Who are you?!" P. Blackwell demanded, flailing about as if it would help him escape the arms of this man-beast until one of his delicate hands managed to swipe at the bandana that covered the intruder's face.

It took P. Blackwell a moment or two to register it, but it was unmistakable; it was the face of Gerard, his college roommate. He and Gerard had experimented a time or two in their younger days, but since then, P. Blackwell had gone straight, leaving Gerard with little recourse but to seek intercourse from other men. "Long time, no see, Thomas." said Gerard, his girthy cock aiming at P. Blackwell like a missile. "I see that ass of yours is just as cute as I remember it."

"What is the meaning of this?! I'm married! I have children! I was just confused and those were all just experiments!" P. Blackwell said, obviously flustered from the comment about his ass. True, he was married, and he did have two children by his wife that he loved dearly, but he couldn't help but feel like something was missing. His wife had not fucked him in the 7 years since the birth of their second child, and while pornography had provided a serviceable outlet for his sexual urges in years past, he still felt the need sometimes for human connection, which led him to having cybersex with strangers he met online. One of them, "QueenBigCockLover," whom he met in a chatroom was always eager to get him off, and seemed to understand him in ways that his wife never could. He delighted in the presence of this sexy internet stranger, though he had never personally seen them. That was, until Gerard produced a phone and, after asking P. Blackwell for the wi-fi passcode, signed on to the very same site that P. Blackwell and QueenBigCockLover had used to exchange messages in the past. Blackwell couldn't believe his eyes - "QueenBigCockLover" was none other than Gerard!

"I would've preferred a more intimate place for our reunion, but fucking the school principle on is desk is one of my top-ten sexual fantasies that I haven't yet experienced," said Gerard, who stood stroking Blackwell with his finger until he located his nipple and pinched it. Flustered (and, though he tried to push it out of his mind, aroused), P. Blackwell pushed Gerard back and dashed for the door, only to be seized by a pair of brawny arms and swept off of his feet. Just then, he could hear what sounded like a bulldozer charging it's way into the building. All at once, twenty strong men charged into the front office and filed into Blackwell's private quarters.

Blackwell surveyed the crowd of men that stood before him, making out various shapes of healthy, virile men bedecked with disparate styles of outlandish costuming, though none of which truly interested him as thoroughly was what Gerard was wearing (he tried to deny it to himself once again when he caught himself having these thoughts). Just then, the twenty strong men each took a deep breath, and began to sing in unison:

"We're twenty strong men, and we're here to say/There's noting wrong with being gay!/It's not your fault you turned out that way/So we're coming here to save the day!/We've got huge dicks and we're dressed like sluts!/Neckerchiefs and leather on our butts!/We don't need why's, how's, where or what's/We're coming here bust some nuts!"

Blackwell was in shock, and couldn't produce a single word regarding what he had just witnessed, let alone process it. Just then, he felt a cool wind on his bare ass and noticed that his line of vision was parallel to the floor, his torso stretched out over his desk. He could feel it; Gerard's throbbing manhood had fully engorged his anus, Gerard thrusting gently at first so as to acclimatize Blackwell to the sheer size of it, and gauge his response. Blackwell became aroused, and could feel the excitement reverberating throughout his entire body as Gerard's beefy cock made contact with his prostate. As the pounding became more and more intense, the array of sensations continued to build up in Blackwell until his being was so overrun with ecstasy that it had to be released through the appropriate channel; Blackwell's penis. He produced an orgasm so singularly shattering that his entire desk was drenched in semen - never had he experienced such pleasure with anyone, including his wife. The experience was so overwhelming, he briefly felt his soul being transported to another plane of existence.

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  • Vvaas

    i mean that was pretty well written 8/10

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  • LornaMae

    "On a cool autumn day," is as far as I got. Imma just guess and vote "NO, it's NOT Normal"

    I've got a 50% chance at being right and 100% at not wasting my time and demanding back the 30 minutes of my life you stole!

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    • Boojum

      I made it to the beginning of the third sentence. It was at that point I realised "Principle Blakewell" was not an unusual name, but rather the title and surname of the head of an educational institution.

      As a matter of principle, I refuse to read fictional drivel written by idiots who don't know how to spell.

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      • What the fuck did you just fucking write about me, you little piece of shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the creative writing program, and have been involved in numerous secret educational workshops, and have over 300 confirmed posts on AO3.

        I am trained in the use of literary devices and I'm the top ghost writer in the entire U.S. writing industry. You are nothing to me but just another inspiration for a story. I will rhapsodize about you in meter the likes of which have never before been seen on this earth, mark my fucking words.

        You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of literary agents across the United States and thinking of a title so you had better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that pushes my book about you onto the best-seller list. You're fucking exposed, kid. I can write anywhere at anytime, and I can destroy your character in over 700 ways, and that's just with a type-writer.

        Not only am I extensively trained in the use of suspense and metaphor, but I have access to the entire Oxford English Dictionary and Roget's Thesaurus and I will use them to their full extent to immortalize your miserable little ass in a breath-taking work of creative nonfiction, you little shit. If only you could have known what literary retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have hit the delete button.

        But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamned illiterate. I will write shit about you and drown in fame.

        You're fucking immortalized, kiddo.

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        • dude_Jones

          Lol. As a matter of principle, homonyms should be spelled correctly. "Principle Blackwell" should be "Principal Blackwell". Better fix that.

          PS. I enjoyed the sexual tension in your style. It reminds me of my favorite female edge lord. Try writing some cheap and dirty erotic stories for porn magazines. Perverts enjoy good writing just like the rest of us.

          PPS. Don't thumb me down. Reflexive action like that wiil make you a dead giveaway.

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          • You don't tell me what to do. I will thumbs down your ass as many times as I feel like, as many times as this site will allow. If you were here in the flesh, I'd slap you.

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      • LornaMae

        Lol, yeah. I don't know if you caught the last bit "I'm straight though. Is it normal?" Such a long wall of text to ask that is just rude.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Tldnr.

    😁🖕

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    In the distance, Blackwell could see a building of some sort, built with all manner of curious designs. Its structure seemed to defy reason, not being geometrically similar to any other sort of structure that Blackwell had encountered in his life, but it seemed to beckon to him, and he could see a strange light from within. He entered and, after having been guided by a dancing flame through a series of twisting hallways and stairs that seemed to go nowhere, he entered what seemed to be a study and came face to face with the building's inhabitant.

    There, across the room, Blackwell could make out what seemed to be none other than himself, gazing expectantly from behind a desk. "Have you finally come to terms with it?" said his doppelganger, removing his spectacles. Principle Blackwell remained silent, confounded by the experience. His double rose from the desk, saying, "Some people call it 'the little death.' Your orgasm was so intense, it compelled your spirit to leave your body temporarily. The realm you presently find yourself within is the Gay Zone - many of our kind's authentic selves are trapped within this zone, doomed to perpetual denial. You experienced a gay phenomenon so powerful that you finally awakened." Blackwell's double said, grabbing a volume off one of the shelves and returning to his seat.

    "But I'm not gay! I am married, I have children! How could this be?" said Blackwell, gesturing intensely with a femininity that surprised even himself. "I'm going through a rough patch! It's just because my wife hasn't fucked me in 7 years that I had gay sex and liked it!" - "But isn't it the case that YOU have been rejecting your wife this entire time? You grew bored with her, and sought our sex with strangers on the internet - didn't you know, on some level, that QueenBigCockLover was a man?"

    Blackwell rubbed his temples furiously, and sat down. "Until you come to accept yourself and your mission, you will stay trapped here. Only by acknowledging my presence and opening the rest of your soul to me will your true self be able to awaken, and reemerge in the physical world. You will reawaken in your body, right where you left off." After a few moments of thought, Blackwell conceded to his double's demands. "You acknowledge that you and I are one and the same?" Blackwell nodded. "You acknowledge that you, Thomas Blackwell, are a homosexual?" Blackwell nodded. "very well. Begin the transmigration!"

    Blackwell could feel his double being sucked into his soul. The building began to crumble and fall to pieces as Blackwell's soul took flight, streaking through worlds unknown to the uninitiated until he finally collided with his corporeal self on Earth. He reawakened to the sound of clapping, and saw the faces of the twenty strong men gathered around him. "Congratulations!" each one said to him as he came back to his senses. He embraced Gerard, and the two kissed passionately.

    From then on, Principle Blackwell lived authentically. He ran away with Gerard, his true love, and disabused himself from sleeping with his unnamed wife.

    I'm straight though. Is it normal?

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    • dude_Jones

      Okay. I see you accepted the Dostoyevsky challenge. Pretty good.

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