Is it normal that when a pet makes a licking sound, i get turned on?

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Okay this is really gross. Well I've always had cats and dogs in my house. My mom's a huge animal lover. But every time one of the pets starts licking themselves...it makes me thing of oral sex and I get really turned on. It really annoys me!!! I want this to stop. Please help! I don't care if this is normal, I just want ways on how to stop this. Thanks

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Use classical conditioning. Whenever you hear the dog licking itself and get turned on by it shock yourself with a taser or something. You should only have to do this a few times in order to effectively train yourself.

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    • AngAnders112
      12 years ago

      They used this method in the movie But I'm A Cheerleader, but one chick kept getting turned on by it lol.

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      • Shackleford96
        12 years ago

        Haha, did they now? I have not seen that movie.

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    • Ozzy
      12 years ago

      tazer is a little to harsh dont u think , maybe a good slap would make it

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      • Shackleford96
        12 years ago

        Yeah, that might work. My idea would be more effective though :)

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        • Ozzy
          12 years ago

          probably o:

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    When I hear my cats lick something, I have an urge to just punt them out of the house. I never did it but the image of me doing it, is refreshing. I don't know how you can stop this though, sorry.

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