Is it normal that when i poop, i always break into opera?

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Every time I’m having a poop on the toilet, I always have this urge to sing Nessun Dorma. I squeeze a bit of brown out at a time during the slow parts of the song. But when I do the bit where you have to hold your voice, it all comes out.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    What do you listen to when you have diarrhea? Beiber? Are you a beileber OP?

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    I just had the most amusing thought of when you get to the climax of the song and really sing out "Vincero!"

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  • ntn195
    13 years ago

    Im a fucking queer and i do the same thing i take it up the ass all the time so maybe ur just gay

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  • bwenduh
    13 years ago

    I knew someone who played the guitar and sang while pooping. It was hilarious.

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Actually, instead of Nessun Dorma, how about "La Donna E Mobile" By Peter Dvorsky? :-)

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I used to sing opera on the toilet too. But, toilet splashes and holding my mouth open would not mix well. I could play it while I go. Lose myself in it while I go.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrNdUdE
    12 years ago

    i say:OHHHH EHHHHHAHHHH COME ON MMMMMMMM ahhh much better |)

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  • NIK123
    12 years ago

    Video tape it put it on youtube 1 million views in 2 minutes

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  • Sabaky
    13 years ago

    Lol

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  • RubyCane
    13 years ago

    LMAO I'd love to be your neighbour, you would certainly make my day when I'm having a bad one... XDDD

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Sry for the spelling

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Listen to the group two steps from he'll way better time taking a dimp

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  • nibletrs
    13 years ago

    Thats so wierd and funny

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  • omglookitsagoat
    13 years ago

    lol no

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  • Uzzie101
    13 years ago

    I don't sing on the tiolet, I have a powerful sence of decorum.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    I always sing Take That songs when I pee. But maybe I'm just Taking the piss with That?

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
      11 years ago

      Lol

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  • Kaiba
    13 years ago

    Holy shit... get it? Holy because church music is opera like and shit because he... nvm...

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  • Ldizzy1234
    13 years ago

    Hahahahahaha! Niiiiccce!!!! I'd say it's normal. Heck, you're just relieved it's coming out. hahaha!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Holy mackerel!

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  • ToddStellar
    13 years ago

    ...lol.
    I dont think that you really care what anyone says about this, you just enjoyed posting it.
    made me laugh.

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