Is it normal that whenever somebody says "no" i say "yes."

Okay, to start this off, I have a habit in which if somebody says the word "no" I will respond "yes" even if the "no" wasn't directed towards me.

Examples:

One time someone in my classroom told a friend about a death of a family member and they said "Oh, no!" I responded loudly "YES!" and later that day, I got my ass kicked by one of them.

Another time my family and I were at a restaurant and the people behind us said "No" to the waiter and I yelled "YES!" Nothing bad happened I just got weird looks.

There's plenty more, but the most "severe" was when two girls in front of me in class were talking and I heard one say quietly "Fuck no." and I yelled "Fuck yes!" in the middle of class, and got a double detention. And in detention the teacher said "no" to a student and I responded "Ye' nigga ye'!" And I was yelled at and in the yelling "no" was spoken and screamed "HELL YES, NIGGER TEACHER MAN! YES!" and I was suspended.

This was around 3 years ago and I still do this? Is it normal, can I get help? Thanks!

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Based on 59 votes (10 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • Maybe for attention?

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  • LOL you sound like you'v got a mild case of terets but not really.

    You'd be fun to go out in public with and mess with LMFAO.

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  • megadriver

    No you are not normal, but you are funny (in a way)
    It's funny to read such nonsense, but arguing just for he heck of it could get your ass kicked!

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  • PureLikeSnow

    I gave you the benefit of the doubt, but I concluded that you posted this unrealistic story out of boredom.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    No

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  • challenge

    You're hilarious! It is amazing to me to read your words.

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  • Heyjj

    I tried taking this seriously but.... Lmaoooo whattttt

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I take fartwalks at work because I'm very gassy

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    • RoseIsabella

      Fart walks are good exercise they keep you movin' and groovin'.

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      • robbieforgotpw

        And u can disperse your sulfur on unsuspecting victims

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        • RoseIsabella

          Silent but deadly ones can be fun, especially in public!

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  • serialKiller6212

    Are you black? that makes a huge difference.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    So you are just a troll. No you know you are a troll. I am sure no one else is amused by your idiocy. All you are doing is disrupting the peace.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    You say "YES!", I say "No, no, noooooo". You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello!". Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye...

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  • RoseIsabella

    Are you learning disabled or do you have a mental health problem? There's definitely impulse control issue here either that or you're trolling. Do you have any neurological issues?

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Tourette's possibly?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Sounds very possible.

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  • comicfan1

    you may need to try and break this habit. i don't mean to be rude or offensive but all it will take is just the wrong person to be on the other end and it could get you into major trouble

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