Is it normal to always whip out my penis?

Everywhere I go, I like to whip my penis out. I've done this at bakeries, funerals, restaurants, parks, clubs, at the gas station, at the beach, etc. Sometimes, I'll get surprised looks but I know that deep down these people enjoy seeing my cock.

There have been people who have been open about their arousal at the sight of my cock. I have been paid by some of these people to whip out my cock in front of them. 

Very recently, I went into a bar called, "The Cherry" where there were women galore but, no other guys were there. I thought this was a little strange but then I shrugged it off. I couldn't believe my luck. There was a stage. I got on it and introduced myself. Then, I whipped out my cock in its finest glory and started doing my tricks.

Here's what I don't understand: these women got really angry with me and started calling me names. I got nervous but, I kept trying to woo them.

Suddenly, these big guys, who looked like they had breasts, grabbed me and forcefully kicked me out of the club. What the fuck?! I tried to reasoning with them, man to man, but they beat the shit out of me. Is this normal? 

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67% Normal
Based on 12 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 20 )
  • shuggy-chan

    fake and gay

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    • Do you think that Denis has a penis?

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  • GreyWulfen

    You probably landed in a lesbian bar. :P

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    • Lesbians?! They can't be real, can they?

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  • LornaMae

    If I had a penis I'd whip it out too! I'd whip it good!

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    • When a problem comes along, you must penis whip it!

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  • VirgilManly

    Monitors???

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    • Monitor this!

      *Whips it real good*

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      • VirgilManly

        Looks like a night crawler.

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        • There is no rest for The Penis Whipper! Oh! You know, I whipped it so good that I made whipped cream. If I whip it a little harder, I could have butter on my hands.

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          • VirgilManly

            There once was a man from Calcutta,
            Who used to jerk off in the gutta,
            The tropical heat was too much for his meat,
            So instead of gettin cream he got butta.

            The End.

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    • RegGuy

      I know, right?

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  • dickwashington

    what kind of tricks?

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    • Penis puppetry.

      I enjoy spinning it like a helicopter.

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      • dickwashington

        im not impressed

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        • If I whip it hard enough, I can make cream. Whip it harder and a little while longer, I can make butter. I'm like a portable mixer and butter churn, baby!

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          • dickwashington

            whip what? and im allergic to dairy products

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            • My man cream of course!

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  • Faceless

    Everywhere I go, I like to whip my penis out.

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    • Doing my kind proud.

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