Is it normal to be a christian comfortable avoiding tv, listening to music?

No, I don't need either of them, you make me feel stupid!

Yes, there are. But mixing religions, there's nothing wrong with that!

I read it somewhere in Bolshevism of privately owned property. And a lot of what the Holy Bible says is very corrupt, so I read the Old Testament, which is much more morally sound. And to do what Jesus said is to wander the streets homeless without transport preaching about God, and healing the sick, to do what Jesus did is to live in church, to be Jesus-like is to be rebellious, which means I ought to disobey my mother and father, and honour them, yes, I tried to honour even my mother, but I can't, for such morality that doesn't even work it's ineffective, but is it a lie designed to be evil? Yes! And I'll stop being a Christian except a Bolshevik, which is returning to absolute faith. I can do what I feel, and never try to honour my parents again, or maybe I'll stop being a Christian altogether, because all it's led me to is being enslaved by my parents, and I demand my liberty, the freedom to say no, the freedom to make sure it's what I want when I do it and not what other people want, the freedom to be an evil bastard and watch TV, for from now on I'm against religion, religion only divides us, believe in no god and be an antitheist! Theism is, I'm convinced, evil in every way.

I'm not brainwashed, I was already a Puritan from the start, from a few years ago, and I'm not an idiot. Puritanism isn't stupid, and how to not look stupid: I'm a saint, no? Which means that in all good behaviour, and in all drunkenness, I'd rather party, never masturbate, and read porn without a lust for it, than have no enjoyment and suffer attached to my golf club and golf balls which have gone missing, I call it an act of God. Furthermore the way I'm about to dress will be the Puritan way, I just won't eat the food, yet I'll drink the alcohol, it has no rules on food, yet it has rules on alcohol and on clothes, and if you think this is the devil with all these rules and regulations, have you read the Bible? A lot of the Puritan sins are found in the Bible, thus I'm not to have religious pictures because that would be idolatry. I'm to wear wool not the other way round. I'm always to wear long sleeve clothes, both in the pants and in the shirts, jumpers and jackets, fishing is the sport I can handle, a game of Scrabble is what I can handle, and to never play Monopoly again (using a dice, it's like gambling!), it's thorough in every way! It makes you the perfect person, the only thing missing is three things: not to show anything messy or dirty on public transport, coach, taxi or hire car, not to beg for any items in public, and to spend time in pubs only to drink. Furthermore smoking in public is a big no no, I'm not even allowed to swear, and watching anything may be the news or a documentary, rather than a movie or a play. I am the OP, whatever that means. However any religious music is to be non-instrumental, dancing with the hands touching is to be square dancing, and since I hate marriage I'm only going to spend an hour at a time getting drunk on Scotch and cola, and like Christopher Hitchens I will drink it proudly, like Peter Hitchens I'm true to my religion and don't assume I'm right, and don't have pleasure for its own sake, but after a half hour walk I can have a Lindt chocolate with caramel pieces, that would be me rewarding myself. And given that this is superior to the Amish, and there's a joy to be found in this no fun religion, I think I must follow it, and I think it's working its magic with God!

Why not? He has my build, my look, my over-the-top personality, I suppose he's not right for the part.

I just might be, my blond hair is from ancient blonds who moved to England from Germany, plus I doubt I'm related to my family, I think it's a lie, I might've been adopted from my white Kenyan so-called "mother" and white Australian so-called "father", or kidnapped by them because Dad couldn't get a blond son, it might've been that way, and the way "Dad" hates me is as if I'm not his son, so yeah, I might be an illegally adopted person from elsewhere, no one knows where, but it's not Lyell McEwin hospital, or maybe it's Lyell McEwin with a baby from another mother, or a nurse's baby they wanted to be adopted. No I don't even believe me and Mum are even closely related. So yes, I might be a kraut adopted from a Kenyan mother (who loves me to the moon, and is so cute).

I'm not a fucking idiot, and I'm not moderate intellect. The crap I learned! Listen to yourself, you're jealous, you want to look smarter than me. Well the thing is I'm more comfortable as an antinomian, and an idiot of great intelligence is an oxymoron. It indicates that I was aiming at having a good state of living. Antidisintellectual rejects idiocy, antidisintellectual is excessively intelligent, therefore I'm very highly intelligent and not an idiot, not one bit.