Is it normal to be a clean teen

I havent had my first kiss and i am 47. I work at a local tractor supply and women just dont seem to like me. My mom says its because im over weight. But i think that there are people out there that enjoys thickies like me. I envy my rolls because i am astonished at much has gone into them. Countless hours of eating potato chips until approx 4:47am. I have diarehea and i dont have much longer to live. Where can i find a woman to kiss.

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Based on 31 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 23 )
  • mysistersshadow

    This doesn't even make sense.

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    • Arm0se

      Maybe that's part of his problem.

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      • mysistersshadow

        Um yea maybe

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  • snarkygirl

    Schizoid much?

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  • fugazi

    Excellent

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  • Mytwin295

    Get your story right you troll :P

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  • Azaman

    Hahaha 'i have diarrhea and I don't have much longer to live' ... I hope this is a joke

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    • sillygirl77

      Pretty sure this is a troll :P

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      • Azaman

        I figured as much. Gotta have a bit of respect for the trolls. Good for the occasional laugh.

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  • damarixa12

    Maybe you wait until she find you. There is a lot of shallow people in the world. Your day will come.

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  • Darkoil

    At least you work you fat cunt.

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  • green_boogers

    Sound like you are good at kissing food, and that food has been the love of your life. Have your favorite milk shakes, desserts, and other beloved foods with you when you die.

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  • LizardSkin

    Hire a prostitute Chubs.

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    • ______________

      Long time no see.

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      • LizardSkin

        Who are you?

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        • ______________

          I was here before you left, under a different account. Thought you'd be one of those users that'd never return. But, it's nice to see you around - we are somewhat like minded.

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          • LizardSkin

            Yeah I figured that, I was asking what your username was. lol.

            Each time I come back this place is worse.

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            • ______________

              I'd rather not reveal my previous identity. And yes, this place gets trolled to the ground and over a week or two the userbase can change completely.
              But anyway, what've you been up to lately?

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