Is it normal to be addicted to poop?

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I love to eat poop. I've been addicted to it ever since I was 3 and discovered the magic of it. Now every time I poop I take it out of the toilet and chow down. I also tell my family never to flush so I can eat their shit too. I can't stop because it's just so fucking good! I also have no more friends cause i eat their poop too and they say i am gross and nasty. I like to spread shit on toast and blend some up to make milkshakes. Everyone hates me at school cause my breath always smells like shit and I never brush my teeth. I just love poop so much, each poop tastes different, and I love the chunky ones that have raisins and nuts in them. I am addicted and I need to know if anyone else does this and if it's normal.

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  • Umthatsweird
    12 years ago

    Sounds good

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  • sloppy_seconds
    12 years ago

    mmmmmmmmm.. im nursing a semi

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  • helpmeplz
    13 years ago

    no its not normal you stupid fuck

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
      11 years ago

      Take a joke heartless basterd

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  • CrumpledPaper
    13 years ago

    L.O.L

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  • tarebear19
    13 years ago

    Hahahaha! I love you!! Made my night!

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  • bleach_baby
    13 years ago

    why do people even bother posting stories like this, if youre gunna troll, at least make it sound convincing

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    • arandomperson9999
      7 years ago

      It's not nescesaairily a troll. Some people genuinely like to eat poop.

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      • arandomperson8888
        7 years ago

        But yeah this one is

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  • cumlordvegeta
    2 years ago

    Completely normal and EXCELLENT!!

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  • Ivii
    6 years ago

    Just wow, lmfao

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  • MisaMeow
    11 years ago

    owh well..I'm gonna puke..

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    Trollolololol

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  • rogidez
    11 years ago

    Burn him at the stake.....kill it with fire - whack job...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what's the matter with you sick man.

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  • helpmeplz
    11 years ago

    dude your a fuckin freak

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  • DustinZ35
    11 years ago

    While there's very little chance this is true, sometimes people are just so fucking abnormal as to be irredeemable. This person qualifies.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    Coprophagia!
    I bet your breath smells like shit!
    Get help NOW!

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  • macy_xo
    12 years ago

    I am a nurse. I absolutly doubt many have this sort of addiction. Some do. And a lot of the people on Earth, don't. If you unhappy with this addiction, here are some easy steps to follow. 1) Try not eating poop for a while, it won't make you as addicted as you were before. 2) Try making new friends. Tell them your addiction; if they don't accept you for who you are, then they're not a real friend. 3) DO THESE STEPS AND RETURN BACK TO ME; (IF THEY WORKED) (IF THEY DIDN'T)

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    • FredD
      11 years ago

      I eat poop to feel you bra people don't know the taste

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      • sointoit
        7 years ago

        i have ate a lot of girls poop and i can tell you theres alot of them out there that will indulge you! Some will just rock your world! Choose healthy girls as a rule! Its not for most but its awesome for those who desire to go there!

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    • Wendell
      12 years ago

      Maybe friends should accept you for who you are, but I draw the line at shit-eating.

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  • helpmeplz
    12 years ago

    weirdo!!!!!!

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