Is it normal to be afraid of bushes?

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Lately I've been getting scared of the bushes in my front yard. I'm afraid that someone or something is going to come out of them and attack me. IS THIS NORMAL?!

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  • TACTA55K1CK3R
    11 years ago

    Im not talking about a bush on my dick. Dumbass

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    You're not afraid of bushes. You're afraid of what might be in the bushes.

    Bushes are lovely. I was always playing with my grandma's privets (and if this doesn't draw comment, I don't know what will).

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  • DaemonWolf
    11 years ago

    I'm typing this on my phone while hiding in your bushes.
    MUWAHAHA.

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  • Wh0Ar3YoU
    11 years ago

    Yea bushes are creepy. I mean anything could jump out from under there when its all bushy. There might even be undiscovered species in there. Shave

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    11 years ago

    Shave down there and you'll be fine. I don't like bushes there either :-)

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  • ScotlandGal
    11 years ago

    You have no reason to be scared of what's in the bushes unless you have some sort of trauma in which you might find yourself constantly aware of your surroundings
    There really is nothing to fear
    People are too big to fit in bushes anyway

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    I'm just picturing trunks with George W. Bush's head on the top in your yard.

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