Is it normal to be afraid of mayonnaise on bread?

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Ever since I can remember I've always had this intense fear of mayo being spread on a piece of bread. I can't stand seeing bread being conquered by mayonnaise without feeling scared. Im not afraid of the two things alone but when you put them together I cringe at the site of it. Is this normal?

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    What if there is a tuna barrier?

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  • NiceKitty
    11 years ago

    Yuck.. Mayo is nasteh.
    I don't blame you. I hav the same fear.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    If I were you, friend, I'd pick a condiment that looks less like semen.

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    I hate the smell and taste of mayo, but there's nothing scary about food or condiments. My troll senses are tingling.

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  • Dafackjohnny
    11 years ago

    I'm shocked that there are actually people afraid of food, oh well, learn something new every day.

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  • Antir0b0t
    11 years ago

    May the power of christ compel you!

    ..Jk, I love mayo on sandwiches. But just mayo on bread is frightening....ly gross! BLECK. I too am afraid now..

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  • sky915
    11 years ago

    Lmao

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  • shannoniscool666
    11 years ago

    Mayonnaise is quite terrifying.

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    I'm not sure if this is trolling or real.
    Anyway, we all have our tweaks and fears, it's all good ^^.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I fear mayonnaise in general. That godawful smell and gagging taste. Ugh! It's normal.

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  • Vomvom:3
    11 years ago

    I have the same sort of issue but with butter on potatoes. I know how you feel and I think it's normal. If not, we can be weird together XD

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Lies. You are not human then. I love mayo with bread.

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