Is it normal to be afraid of toast

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago | pl

    Are you the same person whos afraid of turtles and bananas?

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  • RougeTheBat
    11 years ago

    What did toast ever do to you?

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    French toast? Melba toast? Buttered toast?
    Drinking toasts??? Salute! Iechyd da! Proost! Sei gesund! Chok dee! Cheers & bottoms up.

    Bwahahahahhaha

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      Mazel tov.

      Skol.

      Eirn go braugh.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Less talking. More drinking. The fights about to start, blabbermouth.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          11 years ago

          I'll have a wild turkey.

          Top me off, woman.

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            Yes sirrrrrr. Gobble gobble and purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  • thatperson1992
    11 years ago

    Fuck toast fuck bitches

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    Im afraid of mammoth dumps

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    What are your feelings on bagels and muffins?

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      LEAVE MUFFINS OUT OF THIS

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      • NotStrangeBird
        11 years ago

        Nothing's scarier than an angry muffin fanatic.

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      • shuggy-chan
        11 years ago

        my names muffin and i dont know nuffin

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    A toast... To toast! *clink*

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  • Epofly
    11 years ago

    I am afraid of black toast.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      I call racism.

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      • Epofly
        11 years ago

        Well, do you favor white toast over black toast? Answer honestly.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          11 years ago

          I believe in a world where toast of all bread types and doneness levels are treated equally.

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          • Epofly
            11 years ago

            Do you consider toast lathered with blueberry jam to be treated preferentially?

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            • NotStrangeBird
              11 years ago

              That toast had the same chances as all other toast.
              It has worked hard, made something of itself, and is reaping the benefits.

              Don't tell me you are for the redistribution of spreads!!!

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          • gloryholeflasher
            8 years ago

            Pussy by any other name is still pussy, and I love to eat "toast", whether it's white, black, Hispanic, Asian, whatever. They're all lovely and I love them!

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  • 0404
    11 years ago

    Sorry to say but that is a very odd thing to be scared of unless you have good story as to why??

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  • SangoNyappy
    11 years ago

    Toasts are amazing and delicious you uncultured swine

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  • DreamSpider
    11 years ago

    No I would say that is not normal. Why are you scared of toast?

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  • Lacey101
    9 years ago

    You're afraid of toast? Well, each to their own, they say...

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  • powerpoe
    11 years ago

    Maybe toast should be afraid of you, wackjob

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  • Shroot
    11 years ago

    Are you afraid of bread?

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    • robbieforgotpw
      11 years ago

      Dwight Shroot? He's a trip...

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      • Shroot
        11 years ago

        uwotm8

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        • robbieforgotpw
          11 years ago

          Nanu nanu

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          • Shroot
            11 years ago

            illdoyumate

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            • robbieforgotpw
              11 years ago

              Mork calling Orson, come in Orson.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    Burnt toast is an excellent antidote for organic poisons.

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  • Dot123
    11 years ago

    All toasters toast toast.

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