Is it normal to be an amateur medical practitioner?

Well, my method of medical practice is the result of 3 months of learning humorism on YouTube and Wikipedia. That's the ancient art of balancing the four humors. It's hard work, I have to analyze the elements, moods, seasons, humors and ages of them on each human. Nowadays Wikipedia's not a reliable source because they changed the meanings of the words under sanguine, choleric, melancholic and phlegmatic. As a doctor I know what the true humoral philosophy is. I started this as a reaction against alchemy for the hate of its pseudoscience and astrology, but this of course relates to humorism in its four elements (air, fire, earth and water). I use herbs like camomile and spearmint infusion, ginger, and honey-lemon. I even balanced the humors of Kreston with a special oriental noodle soup using fragrant, nourishing and medicinal herbs when I deprived him of his humoral imbalance of cigarettes for 3 hours. The result is his health and saving his life, he was so desperate for a cigarette. But the medical practice extends to keeping fat people prone to heart attack away from the sugar for fear of a humoral imbalance of their choleric mood. It's not easy, and though people often hate my medicine I'm trying to save their lives, I know what I'm doing and none of this is paid work, is this normal?

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50%Β Normal
Based on 2 votes (1 yes)
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Comments ( 6 )
  • charli.m

    You're not a doctor. I suspect you lie alone in a hovel, covered in your own jizz as you frantically masturbate to what you perceive as your own cleverness while the reality is you're just an embarrassment to the human race.

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  • nikkiclaire

    Trepanantion is a more distinguished medical discipline. It takes a lot of self practice, but I can tell you've been giving it a go. Good for you πŸ˜‚

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    yallre about as worthwhile as an amateur street pharmacist

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  • fakeaccount2

    β–ˆβ–€β–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–€β–ˆβ–€

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  • Nickvey

    knowing when to shit piss fart and ejaculate is not all that hard.

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  • McBean

    I like it when too much fire causes spontaneous human combustion.

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