Is it normal to be an irreligious puritan?

Despite being irreligious, I would describe myself as puritanical, in that I am celibate, averse to using most drugs and alcohol (wine's an exception), eat sporadically, and dedicate most of my spare time to the augmentation of my knowledge regarding a few subjects with which I have the utmost fascination. I regard physical pleasures to be deleterious to my existence and would rather pursue the further enlightenment in the subjects heretofore mentioned. The wildest thing I did this month was stay up reading and drinking Earl Grey and, I don't mean give you nightmares, so be forewarned; crack the window and drive with one hand on the wheel. Hide your children, there's a madman on the loose.

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Comments ( 7 )
  • Short4Words

    This is kind of hilarious. You ever think of writing any of this... I mean like, outside of IIN?

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    • I'm too busy living 'la vita loca'. Maybe when things calm down a bit.

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  • golden_showers

    if you really feel that way then get castrated

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  • audiomuse

    Haha! Hey, you take life seriously. Nothing wrong with that.

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  • NurseDiesel

    Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

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    • shuggy-chan

      i read that as Putin

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      • NurseDiesel

        I always see putin as pootin and it makes me giggle on the inside. Sometimes on the outside too.

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