Is it normal to be attracted to female droppings?

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This urge occurred to me for the first time when I was camping near a forest. A delicious odour wafted to my nostrils, I followed it up, only to discover a woman crouching and just pulling up her knickers after unloading. I wanted to check up on her droppings, but her boyfriend or husband arrived on the scene.
Of course, I wouldn't be the first to be so freaky. Apparently, the classic writer James Joyce was also a turd freak.
So. Am I in good company?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    I found this very difficult to masturbate to.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      *Presents box of tissues*

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      That was NOT my intention, Tommy. Sadly, you can't win 'em all.

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  • Energy
    11 years ago | pl

    I fucking hate it. Especially the smell. I don't care from which gender it is.

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  • Shroot
    11 years ago

    Obviously it's not fucking normal

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      I disagree. We are animals. We do what animals do. Animals are always sniffing. We are attracted to the other sex via erothromes, unseen chemical attractive forces. Mind you, I do not have this urge inside the house and give the bog a wide berth after any person of either sex has recently dumped. But outside? There, I am Nature's Boy.
      I am also into cow pats, love moo dung. Cows are sexy.

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      • Saycheese
        11 years ago

        You mean "pheromones"?

        There is a big difference between poop and pheromones. And there is a difference between humans and all other animals.

        I'm not saying that you shouldn't be the way that you are, I'm just saying it isn't normal.

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          I stand corrected, thank you. I don't know about other animals, how they stand pheromonewise. Personally, because of the Bible and other religious teachings, man has become conditioned to consider dung as filth, but in reality dung is the staff of life. Without religion, we'd all be arse-sniffers.

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          • Saycheese
            11 years ago

            I really don't know if we all would be arse-sniffers. Because I can still tell you that I really hate the smell of poop. I always feel like I need to carry a spray around after I go; thats how much I hate it.

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      • GoraIntoDesiGals
        11 years ago

        Dislike for fecal smells might be culturally acquired indeed:
        http://www.dana.org/news/cerebrum/detail.aspx?id=1428

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          Exactly!
          It's like drinking beer : it's an acquired taste. The more turds you encounter, the chances are you'll grow to like the smell of them.

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          • Avant-Garde
            11 years ago

            Gora has a point. I've been alive for quite a time now and in that time, I've gone to the bathroom many a time and have released solid waste many a time too. After all that time, I still haven't grown to like the smell of shit and I don't think I ever will. It's not just the smell of my solid waste that I hate, but its also the smell and sight of others fecal matter too.

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            • mclinking
              11 years ago

              It is very sad that you hate others as well as yourself. I find a warm fart to be very comforting.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Methinks the lady protests too much! No 'obviously' about it, mate.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
    11 years ago

    mmmm yum

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  • Mando
    11 years ago

    To each their own - but do keep yours to yourself!

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Be careful, Mando! You could possibly have attracted a female via YOUR droppings : think about it.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Yummmmm. I mean ewwwwwww.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Freudian slip, dirtybirdy!

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Is that what he wore under his mothers skirts?

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  • himynameis
    11 years ago

    2 girls 1 cup

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      You mean you follow two girls for their droppings and put them in one cup?

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        No... It's a porn video.

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          Porn is one thing, poo is another, but for those trying to make them one and the same? That's pathetic. I am a purist.

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  • BLAh81
    11 years ago

    Personally, I think it's über-disgusting (although I must say I like watersports), but you aren't hurting anyone with this fetish.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Bubbles in the bath, eh?

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      • BLAh81
        11 years ago

        You know it. Just out of curiosity, what do you think of watersports?

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          You can't smell water bubbles, can you!

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  • Diaperboy69
    10 years ago

    droppings? birds are your thing?

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  • TheBarBar13
    11 years ago

    I think its normal cause lots of people are attracted to a women bowel movement like me i want to taste a girls fart and poop

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  • jodi55
    11 years ago

    never got turned on myself by someone's shit, the smell is not what i would call sexy!

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  • TheProph
    11 years ago

    I guess it's normal as long as you don't mind severe infections that will destroy your immune system and lead to you dying much younger than you should.

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  • sweetcheeks21
    11 years ago

    Lol wanna sniff 1 of mine? Hehe

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  • Dontyoudare
    11 years ago

    I believe Adolf Hitler was also into shit; Good company indeed!

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      I'm going to check up on this one.

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  • mclinking
    11 years ago

    Let's get straight on this point, shall we...
    Turds depend on diet. Clearly, you are into curries, birianis, chappatis, bombay ducks, mango pickles, dal, aloe potatoes, bharjis, etc.
    So tell me what's wrong with the wafty smell from a French girl's turds? Is it the stench of frog, the reek of garlic, or the odour of snail that attracts or repels?

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals
      11 years ago

      Lololol you crack me up.
      Well to put it in another perspective, objectively you're right but you wouldn't want it from a man either, right? I only have an additional constraint lol.

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      • mclinking
        11 years ago

        I'm not into men, but I suppose gays might be and I can't speak for them. Let's face it, GIDG (which is making me giddy), we are talking here of MATING. In the wild, droppings are dropped to attract a mate. Did I meet my Indian wife - how did you guess? - via her droppings? No. Sadly, I was forced to compromise. I mean, you can't wander in fields and the like, hoping to bump into a woman laying a turd somewhere - it's just not on in modern society, isn't it! Which means...
        I live in the past, in days of yore, when fantasies were fancy-free, wondering of what might have been but never happened.
        I am a sad case.

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        • GoraIntoDesiGals
          11 years ago

          I think near mumbai railway station you may occasionally bump into a woman laying a turd though lol.
          Anyway, you got my point that it is about mating and I'm attracted to desi girls hence the username.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    11 years ago

    Who could resist the delicious whafty smell of a gorgeous Indian girl's turds?

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  • dirtyliamschultz
    11 years ago

    yes i like to find me some nice fresh animal droppings and use them for lube as i masturbate. its great for the skin and feels amazing

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Go forth, youung man, into a cow-pat-studded field and smother yourself with hot steamy dung, yes a dung bath.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    I like how you put "A delicious odour wafted to my nostrils" and go one to behold A TERD! lol

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Yes, I often wax lyrical, Danny boy. ER.... haven't we met somewhere before? Perhaps in an earlier existence?

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        Yes old chap! Perhaps at one time I was your father in another life.

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          It's terrible to be back in this highly physical world where manure reigns supreme. Or is it otherwise? Perhaps in the Afterlife we miss our physicality and then decide to come back here, renew our turd yearnings.

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          • 1000yrVampireKing
            11 years ago

            I say boy that sentence did not make a lick of sense. I would never come back to collect my poo. Let it lay where it lay. It is no-longer essential to my survival so why would I keep it?

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            • mclinking
              11 years ago

              I think you misunderstand, old fruit. When we miss our physicality, we miss crapping. I did not imply collecting your poo, unless, like Beavis, you want to keep cliffhangers in a drawer somewhere. But imagine what a poo-less life would be like : no turds, no smells, no sex - what a fucking bore!
              You'll have to come back, baby!

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    What's up with all the scat posts as of late? The mere fact that you had to ask and your fear of being considered a freak, further proves that this is not normal at all.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      I am convinced I AM normal. I just threw this thread in to stir up the pot, make others aware of their hidden urges. Go on, AG, let yourself go, follow that smell!

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        *Nose picks up smell*

        I shall follow it!!!! It is my destiny to do so!

        *Turns head to the left and find stinky laundry*

        Oh, no! That can't be it.

        *Walks out of casa*

        *Sees a homeless man sprawled out in a alley filled with garbage*

        *Shakes head and keeps on walking*

        *Looks into a curtain drawn window and sees various ladies garments hung up to dry in the kitchen. I look a little bit over to the right to find a man on a short stool. The man is wearing a carrot red wig, a yellow polka dot dress with medium sized daises with green centers sprinkled throughout, there's make up on his face and round turquoise coloured earrings in his ears. He's holding something in his heads and periodically brings it up to his face. The man is in drag and he is sniffing a pair of unwashed pantyhose.*

        *The man suddenly looks up and we make eye contact. He is embarrassed and I am at a lost for words. Our awkward situation of eye contact lasts for 5mins. Then, the man makes a quick movement to stand up. I become panicked and I run from his window and up the street.*

        *A pleasant smell wafts to my nostrils and playfully enters them. I am enticed so, I follow the seducing smell. 15mins later, I find myself at a quite Parisian cafe. The smell has been coming out of there through the glass windows and out into the outside world. Feeling very eager I quickly make my way towards the doors. When I get in I follow my nose all the way to an occupied table towards the back. Sitting at the table is a lone woman with a plate in front of her. That sexy smell is coming from her table and you wouldn't believe what it was...*

        Brie!

        *That sexy smell was coming from a warm plate of freshly made Brie!!!!*

        *My quest was over for the perfect smell was over, but there was still one more thing left to do. I found myself a empty booth and when the waitress came I ordered a warm plate of Brie and a sexy Cappuccino.*

        The rest is a bit R-rated but lets just say that my tastebuds had a fun time;)

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          That's a very kinky story, Hunky Dory. Clearly, you had a food orgasm.

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    I think it's normal to an extent. I mean, it's a fairly well-recognised fetish and I shouldn't be too hard to find people who are into it. I think "droppings" is a very unusual word to use for it, but what ever floats your vessel :P

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  • chicken471bologna
    11 years ago

    You must be a fan of the 2 Girls 1 Cup video...

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Another scat fetish post...

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Put the emphasis on 'Another', baby!

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    Get your hepatitis shots.

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  • WasThatAMoth
    11 years ago

    No its not normal. Not many people are into such "things". That's what makes it not normal. But if it makes you happy then well...

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      How do YOU know what's normal? People are such hypocrites, repress these urges, deny their animal nature. Think about the sexual act : it involves our waste disposal organs entering the waste disposal organs of another, usually - and hopefully - of the opposite sex. I mean, that's the way things are set up, isn't it? You can't avoid it, can you!

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      • Saycheese
        11 years ago

        I can tell you that I don't like the smell of poop.

        Also how do you know that people don't like the smell of poop?

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  • moviecollector1983
    11 years ago

    Um, there are some people out there that are into scat (poop, turds etc.) But it's a small small company or % percentage so in this vast big world and big population of people it's not normal to be into droppings as you call it. But good luck I guess... With whatever you are trying to look for or get or whatever I guess. God Bless!

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      I have to disagree again. Dali was a devoted scatologist, even shoved a turd into all of his pictures, also photographed arseholes. You talk of a minority but any search on the web into rim jobs will reveal that thousands of people are into it. Sadly, these sensitive souls are forced to fulfil their urges indoors, the law today being so cruel in this respect, denying the natural.

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      • disthing
        11 years ago

        And Dali is of course the quintessential gauge for normality - he who walked his pet aardvark.

        Also, because Dali included scatological elements in some of his paintings does not mean he found poo erotic. Do you have any evidence that Dali was sexually aroused by faecal matter?

        Furthermore, anal stimulation (that includes rimming) does not equate to finding excrement sexual.

        Just because we are pointing out how uncommon this fetish is in terms of the entire population does not mean we are disapproving of it or maligning it.

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          Well disthing, I am not in favour of poo per se. I hastily urge you not to visit the giraffe's enclosure, has frightful poo. Elephants, lovely as they are, are real stinkers. Now let me say that the same goes for redheads and ginger people in general, some weird digestive process at work here.
          Dali. I can tell you that Dali was defintely sexually aroused, not by poo, but Perpignan railway station, got a monstrous erection the moment he saw it.
          Now what does that tell you?

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        • BLAh81
          11 years ago

          I heard Dali wanted to eat his wife, no shit! (no pun intended BTW).

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          • disthing
            11 years ago

            He was an odd man, eh?

            :3 <- Dali moustache

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            • BLAh81
              11 years ago

              Yeah, he most certainly was. The moustache thing made me chuckle BTW ;)

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      • q25t
        11 years ago

        Yes because thousands in a world of billions is a good argument against it being a minority opinion.

        Also, the law is against many many fetishes that people have when they try to practice them publicly.

        "Dali was a devoted scatologist. "

        Point being? I can give you thousands of examples of people that don't agree.

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          Excuse me. I did not say Dali was a 'devoted scatologist'. But he obviously had a problem with coddy. And ants. And giraffes.

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