Is it normal to be concerned about this

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My hemorrhoids are rather inflamed at the moment, and I think it may be due to some less than regular bowel movements I've had within the past couple of days. I don't know what possessed me, but I was eating mostly ice cream, and it probably caught up with me. I did finally eat some black bean soup with cheese late last night, or early this morning. I've been feeling pretty lazy, and kinda depressed. I just now within the past hour, or so ate five pickled eggs, and they were really delicious so I kinda couldn't help myself, but to tell you the truth I'm rather apprehensive about what my next bowel movement will hold in store for me. I have had to use those Tucks pads, suppositories and Preparation H twice within the past twelve hours. I wonder if any of this is normal, should I be concerned?

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    It's normal for someone with your eating habits. You have a problem with vegetables?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Nope, I just ran out of fruits, and vegetables, and haven't been to the store lately.

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  • dirtybirdy
    3 years ago

    Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      You're the only one who understands. The bird is a word!

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      • RoseIsabella
        3 years ago

        Whao...hold the fuck up!!! This is coming on to my page of shit as though I'm the OP!!?!?!????!.! Who the fuck are you and why is this on my stuff??? My booty hole is pristine! What the fuck is this malarkey??!!

        Now its saying I'm RoseIsabella. Wtf is happening

        I am dirtybirdy. W...T...F

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        • RoseIsabella
          3 years ago

          Rosie, I have no idea what's going on but my last shit went straight to you as if I were you...I'm lost

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          • RoseIsabella
            3 years ago

            I'm lost too. This is highly confusing.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              3 years ago

              I know most of your don't appreciate the pleasures of toileting like I do. But that's your loss, zombies.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Yeah, and now it's kinda itchy. I'm trying to decide whether or not to use a CBD suppository. I usually save the special CBD suppositories for extreme lower abdominal pain from a spastic colon/irritable bowel syndrome. I wish I had THC suppositories, and a marijuana prescription.

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  • jethro
    3 years ago

    Are you the 20 year old person who posted about hemorrhoids?
    https://www.isitnormal.com/post/hemorrhoids-at-age---293936

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Nope, but I think the first time I was aware of hemorrhoids I was about 24 years old. I was actually talking to a friend, and telling him that I thought I had a genital wart on my butthole. He laughed, and told me I had a hemorrhoid. It makes sense, because I have honestly never enjoyed vegetables very much, and had a tendency to be constipated. I was barely in my twenties the first time I ever had a colon scope.

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    Just be an adult and make yourself some proper food. Stop using your ‘depression’ as an excuse to eat like a child.

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  • Mammal-lover
    3 years ago

    You know awhile back I was talking to a nurse about those and found out anyone can get them fairly easily. Especially if you have constipation. Well I'm always constipated so I'm scared as heck I'll get one. It's a fuvked up world we live in.

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    I'd be depressed too if I saw myself as a totally passive victim at the mercy of my appetite for really crap food.

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