Is it normal to be dead

Kids these days, thinking that getting murdered is some kind of big deal. I tell you, when I was coming up, EVERYONE got murdered! My mother, my father, the old man who ran the corner store, the town barber. Nobody I knew back then hadn't died at least once from some sort of cause that people nowadays are almost too soft to handle; and you know what? It was good for us! It built character. Why, I died and was resurrected nearly 300 times before I woke up in the morning. My own mother would kill me if I didn't wake up in time to kill my younger brother and bring him back from the dead. There's just not enough men who know what it's like to be dead in this country anymore; they're all "high on life," as they call it. Humph!

When I go I want to be buried with the ashes of my cats who have passed.

Something like 90% of all the people are already dead. Way beyond normal.

You will join them someday too...

When im dead, bury me in potato chips

Cotard’s syndrome? If youre not eating, please eat something.

Im dead every day. The inly difference is that I wake up.

Nope. No one has ever died. Not normal at all. Speak to your doctor.

Trolling from the dead isn't funny.

I'm the ghost of one of the first users.

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yeah it's pretty common

Yep that's normal and very common.

dead people deserve rights too