Is it normal to be fancy, exquisite, high and mighty and pre-eminent?

I've known several million arrogant prim people, often Catholic or Anglican, who are interested in the fine arts, Shakespeare, poetry, theatres, operas, fancy books, fine wine, gourmet food, calligraphy, classical music and classy music like Beyoncé's "At Last" and Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable", and they get ideas from exquisite bald chefs who drink wine, and they do fancy art (arty) like they're so pompous and they possess names like Charles and Shakespeare & Charlesworth. And "The Simpsons" Mr Burns acts like he's so fine and better than everyone else. As for myself, I got a Certificate of Merit at high school for being a merit in the arts and my fancy behaviour and as a fancy child my mum was jealous and was saying "you're not famous", oh yeah? I was on 'The Footy Show' with Sam Newman, and I won a trophy and 20 points on the internet. I parade myself with majestic behaviour and everywhere around the Adelaide city, and believe it or not it's respected amongst the British Crown, I see big shots dressed like it's Vegas with the gold rings and snob women dressed in a pretty florid blouse drinking soup of the day and fashionable women with their Benson and Hedges cigarettes, in Australia's biggest city of course, and I support the country's royalty with frequenting King William Street, going to the Royal Adelaide hospital, wearing fancy jewellery, and ornate, exquisite opulent fancy distinctive clothes, but I parade my finery by going out to Noshery, Cafe Boulevard and the pub Ambassadors trying what I carefully selected to be a top quality wine, and people hate me for this ostentation, although my family thinks I'm a fine young lad and shows not the slightest offence to this. People think I'm evil and they're telling me to "keep things simple, take pleasure in the simple things, and not be so selfish", finally, I listen to Beethoven, Mozart, etc, I eat fancy, gourmet, and classy food, I choose to be the better version of the luxury, and a lot of these people do that. I think it's not unusual, even weird or eccentric, to do this. Do you think this and being pompous and kingly is normal?

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  • kind sir beware of tossers who snigger at your swagger

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  • VirgilManly

    You use you tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

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    • Hansberger

      Being pretty as I am, I have what is known as the politeness rituals which I invented: emblems and symbols, being a toast (an honour) or drinking in honour of a toast, especially at the expense of normal occasions and normal people, countenance, resting, finding a place of rest, peace, calm, tranquility, and constancy and helping the derelicts with a little money. This is anti-moral but shows nobility, as well as doing fancy grace with Jesus Christ!

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  • green_boogers

    Snigger...snigger...snigger.

    Does culture trump intelligence? The MENSA society has an opinion that might surprise you.

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    • It doesn't make you less intelligent! Culture as I mentioned above is amongst princes, kings, queens, and pre-eminent types who do fine art and Shakespeare, men in wigs, I'm not talking about flamboyant men, cigars or any trumpery or pseudo-posh individuals.

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      • green_boogers

        Of course it does not. Nor does culture have as high a value to society as intelligence. In Australian society, it is more important to produce than it is to consume. Doctors, lawyers, and engineers are producers. What about you?

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        • Hansberger

          A consumer, and if producing is so important, then why isn't it fancy or opulent? It's better to be like kings than it is to be average.

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          • green_boogers

            Believe it or not, kings are producers. They are very busy making public appearances, promoting good will and unifying national pride. They travel frequently which may look luxurious, but the schedules are grueling. They must be well educated and well informed. For example, Queen Elizabeth is briefed almost daily by the prime-minister. She takes her grandson along so he can learn leadership at an early age.

            Would you like a similar job? Better hit the books.

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            • green_boogers

              On second thought, don't hit the books. Head to Canberra, the national capital, to work for an escort service to fancy ambassadors and dignitaries. You could specialize in MFM threesomes. Does the amabassador of Zimbabwe need help giving the Lady Ambassador a double penetration? You are there with panache and eagerness. Perhaps the First Grandmother of Bengladesh needs a bit of a hump to help her with her posture? You are a class act and she won't settle for anything less.

              You certainly have the sense of entitlement that is needed for the job.

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            • Hansberger

              I'd like a similar job thank you, perhaps even a butler!

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  • Tommythecat.

    Not fancy enough for paragraphs yet.

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    • Hansberger

      Stop complaining, it's approved so shut up sir! This is the best, you, you!

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      • Tommythecat.

        Tee hee

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  • college

    I don't think there's anything wrong if you enjoy the finer things in life, it only gets out of hand when you begin to believe you're better than others.

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