Is it normal to be in possession of superior intelligence?

I have come to the conclusion as of late that my intelligence is of exceedingly superior quality. I also find that this site does nothing to diminish my confidence in that assertion; though I am hardly qualified to treat such a site as representative of the general population, I am forced to admit that I cannot find anyone here that can even roughly approximate my level of cognitive endowment. I find that the majority of this site's users (even the regulars who delude themselves into believing that they would be able to meaningfully contribute to this site were it not for the presence of racist paedophiles and their innumerable sock poppets) to be pitifully slow creatures, hardly capable of performing even the most basic of cognitive tasks without someone to whom they might default when the great abundances of stupidity that they are unquestionably in possession of begin to overflow and spill out into the comments sections of whatever mindless questions they were attempting to answer. You are all mentally-lazy, and the wheels of your trains of thought have long been worn-down by the brain-shrinking powers of this ridiculous site and the perpetual circle-jerks of banality that it has given birth to. A turtle might sooner navigate its way through a swimming pool of molasses than might one of you have something original and intelligent to say. You are all such fools.

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Based on 39 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 45 )
  • charli.m

    How many times are you gonna try this?

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    • I don't get it. This usually works; I mean, if you search for it, you'll find plenty of incidents in which someone typed a question like this and got hundreds of responses, mostly from people with low self-esteem who get off by sniping the OP and trying to tear them down, usually by pointing out trifling grammatical errors in the OP's story. People on this site can be so mean; they really get off on pushing others down to make themselves feel better (yes, I understand that's very hypocritical of me, considering what I wrote up there). I honestly don't know why I even continue to come here. I just get a little more sad each time I come here, and the environment here certainly isn't helping.

      Sorry I kind of unloaded on you. Go ahead, say something derisive; I'm sure you're just aching to tell me what an idiot I am (or maybe you'll tell me something I don't know?).

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      • RoyRogers

        You do realize your post is one big run on sentence right? Use a period!

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        • Roo rutt roor routh, row ran roo ray
          Rye row rararout rings ruh wrong ray?
          Rye rim rooman rand rye reed roo ree ruved
          Rust rike revery rahddy relts ruz.

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      • charli.m

        Yawn.

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        • Your attention span is so short, if I filled a petri dish with a few drops of water, I might be able to drown it in it.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    I guess as this post was totally poinless it's gonna be taken down soon. However I'd still like to inform you that big words and out of date language don't equal intelligence. It sounds more like a bad impression.
    Am I correct in assuming you are a teenager?

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    • RoyRogers

      No, but a lot of people do believe using big words and nitpicking means they have a high IQ and absolutely proves it. A lot of people on the internet especially will use that to discredit people. If you speak in "Layman" terms you must be a moron. Since not using big words most people even teachers would not use to communicate means you are a brainiac not just a pretentious ass wad.

      However from reading the OP reply I dont think they really have any issue with these type of people. They just wanted to troll and piss everyone off. Its like someone pretending to be a victim when they see real victims complaining since they find it funny.

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    • whydad

      The internet is a lovely platform for narcissism

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    • Not as correct as I likely am in assuming that you're an idiot with no sense of humor.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Is your pecker proportionate to your pomposity?

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    • No, rather, my pomposity is proportionate to your pecker; that is to say, it is without end and without point.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Pish posh.

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  • Smokey1D

    i think I'm pretty damn clever too actually. Is it normal?

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  • iEatZombies_

    Well why donchu teach me uh thinger two fer breakfisht... Misher Sartypans.
    *Belches, throws up, passes out, wakes up*
    Gettin plasturd offyur smartsnezz

    _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_ …

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  • Lazybird

    Psycho...

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    • dirtybirdy

      I don't think you're a real bird...

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      • Lazybird

        Why do you even care ??

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        • Short4Words

          ooo BIRDFIGHT

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          • Lazybird

            Hahaha :P

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    • I'm not a psycho! Psychopaths are almost categorically incapable of love and empathy! I'll have you know, the love I have for myself is so abundant that it spills out into the streets, and my ability to empathize with myself knows no bounds.

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      • Lazybird

        Hahaha you are funny...

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  • Okay.

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    • I concur.

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  • whydad

    The internet is a lovely platform for narcissism.Stupid: not average=not normal.Not a serious website or a platform to judge people on. Also you are a member, you have drawn attention from the subhuman species who you believe to occupy these pages.

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  • najumm2025

    Wtf are you on?

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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    YO shut ur monkey ass up.

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  • not_recognizable

    Apparently you are not as intelligent as you think you are because you are stereotyping. You never once took into account the other intelligent people on this site, therefore you are arrogant.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Though you may have once been in possession of superior intelligence, from the quality of your post, I believe it was repossessed some time ago.

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    • TheDentist

      Just like yours was.

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      • thegypsysailor

        I am not a dentist.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Sock poppets?

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    • Rep. Rock ruh rounts. Reehehehereehehe!!!

      Rum on rye reen
      row, roo row rutt rye reen!
      Rat riss row rent, roo reen revery ring!
      Roo rin rat ress, rye rots rye run ress
      Rurge on rurdy!
      Rah, rum ron rye reen!!!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    ham sandwich please

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      mebbe at some point we can come to discuss the proper mustard to pair here

      and just for the sakea yalls argument id say marble rye & swiss

      yalls move smartguy

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  • cocknballs

    "sock poppet"

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  • Rich_Guy

    As a 1%er, I wish to welcome you to my wealth producing conglomerate. You will receive minimum wage plus $100 for every patent you produce. Do feel right at home here.

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  • nin

    Ever hear of Elliot Rodger?

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    • MMmmm yesss... hnhnhn...

      I don't get it. I'm such a smart person, people on this site should love me. But instead, they flock to brutes and other people, people who pretend to live on boats and claim to have advanced degrees in Quantum Bullshit and Non-Euclidean Pullingshitoutofmyass. I'm the Supreme User. I'm interesting; you CAN'T deny that...

      Yes... I suppose I'll have to punish you all.

      Tomorrow, my evil plan shall unfold. I'll find all the most respected IIN users, and I'll follow them around mindlessly while spamming ridiculous comments in my responses to them.

      "You pretend to work in the entertainment business while living in your mom's basement, but really you want to cut off your ass because you believe in your mind that it's fake and you have low self-esteem."

      You shall all pay...

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  • Darkoil

    Anyone can think they are clever, qualifications speak volumes to other people though.

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    • Short4Words

      This guy sure speaks volumes.

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    • Lazybird

      Agreed

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      qualitya life followin them papers works better

      aint no good if they tiein yall down

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    • Personally, I don't think most of the people on this site are sentient enough to actually 'think' to begin with, let alone think that they are clever.

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  • LittleGirlSadisticalySodomized

    I've read your post and every comment and haven't found anything to disagree with you on. It sounds like you may have a love/hate relationship with IIN? You seem to me a person of sound mind and judgment with the capacity to see the whole picture instead of the left/right paradigm dichotomy bull-shit.

    What ever your plans are for the IIN community tomorrow let it not be the same Olé ineffective Nuclear-Ban-Hammer, you'd waste the calories it took your body to burn going that route

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