Is it normal to be scared of clowns?

The boy goes into his bedroom
And then he glances all around
Unless he is most mistaken
He just heard a curious sound

My goodness whatever is that?
A stuffed toy sitting on his bed
Wherever did that thing come from?
And the clown slowly lifts it’s head

It gives a malevolent look
With beady little eyes that stare
‘Hello, I am Coconut Clown
Come and play with me if you dare’

And it says with a sickly grin
‘ Hey I am just an old clown toy
There’s no need to be frightened
As you’re such a big strong boy’

The boy stammers ‘No I’m going
And I’ll bring my daddy up here’
Coconut gives out a nasty snarl
And the boy jumps back in fear

He can hear the door knob rattling
And avoiding Coconut’s glare
He turns to look for his Daddy
But sees a tall clown standing there

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Based on 44 votes (33 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • Holzman67

    Clowns.

    "At a circus: annoying.
    At a birthday: sad.
    One that's just around: creepy.
    But if any of them get hurt: its funny."
    -Demetri Martin

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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    Clowns are wack

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  • Matter_and_Energy

    Very common phobia.

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  • mpiparanormal

    He hollered quick for mother
    Or father help me so,
    Normal? Is this normal?
    Only you should know....

    Yes...I know many people afraid of clowns.

    Their claim: They can hide all expressions behind a painted smile....

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  • Purplepassion2

    Clowns are scary, I'm scared of them too.

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  • ___

    Clowns are not scary.

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  • Wendell

    Real clowns aren't scary, i think it's the makeup that scares most people. I have a friend who is a real clown in a circus, him and his friends aren't scary, they are incredibly kind and fun to watch.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    You could de-sensitize yourself by watching clowns every day for a little while.

    Start with C-Span, plenty of clowns.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Did you blow Bubbles?

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  • “A clown can get away with murder”

    -John Wayne Gacy, Jr.

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    • ___

      Says a clown who failed to get away with murder.

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      • "The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license"

        -John Wayne Gacy, Jr.

        Hahahahahaha...haha...ha...

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        • ___

          Aaaand he's 0 for 2...

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          • "Kiss my ass"

            -John Wayne Gacy, Jr.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    As long as they aren't killer clowns.

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  • KaffeInjection

    NOOO GAAAAWD NO!.... You gotta be like THE ONLY ONE with phobia of clowns in THE WHOLE WORLD.

    SOO MUCH NOT NORMAL MAAAN!

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