Is it normal to be scared of cows?

Scared of cows? Hell yeah - theyre huge and heavy and pretty unpredictable. But usually scared of you too.

Depends on what you mean. If you're like actually in a field with loose cows, perfectly normal. They're darn big animals. If you have a phobia of cows, such that it would bother you to see pictures of them, or see real ones from a distance, behind a fence etc, then it's not normal.

the kind what lives in barns can indeed be scary assholes

the kind what frequents the local bar is pretty damn good

totally normal. It's just like a fear of spiders or cockroaches, except it is a fear of cows.

Are you that socially awkward alice girl who works on a farm? Whoever this is, I hope you get trampled by cows.

Get fucked ho

you just gotta look that bitch in the eye and tip her the fuck over! then while she's begging for mercy rip her utters off with your teeth