Is it normal to be scared of ducks?

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A few years ago i had a dream/ hallucination. I was just about to fall asleep when a duck, yes, a duck, waddled in, laid down, tucked its head under its wing, and watched me. I was too scared to go to sleep because I thought that the duck might kill me....

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    A duck would actually be more afraid of you than you are of it...unless it's not a duck, but a swan. Those are crazy birds! Lol

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      Swans be trippin!

      Ducks are so cool and sweet, I love how they follow people and even dogs around. We hen I lived in South Florida ducks were always coming after me.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        Awww. They wanted scraps of foodies. Ducks are cute!
        :)

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          When I lived in Florida I was feeding the ducks every chance I got.

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  • BassDays
    5 years ago

    I don't think I know anyone who's not afraid of ducks. They're naturally aggressive territorial animals and tend to chase after people which is terrifying.

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  • twigheart
    5 years ago

    Great to know I'm not normal what so ever

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  • mathewdavis133
    5 years ago

    Very normal indeed.. *sarcasm*

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  • ThingsConfuseMe
    5 years ago

    no but i see why you would be scared of them

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  • Fetiza000
    5 years ago

    QUACK QUACK.

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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    Ducks are awesome. Unless it had a machete hidden under its wing I'd say it's a pretty irrational fear, but I'm scared of balloons so who am I to talk.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Duck krueger, hay.

    No it's not dam normal to hallucinate ducks giving ya the "hey how you doing" eyes.

    Start saying "duck, duck, duck" Then walk up to it, touch it's head yell "goose" then run like a mother fucker.

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  • Insane_madh
    5 years ago

    YES THOSE THINGS ARE SOME EFFING SCARY SHIT NOT TO BE RECKONED WITH

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Nope.

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    How could the duck watch you if its head was under its wing?

    Frankly, it had every reason to be annoyed if you were sleeping in it's ducky armpit.

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    • twigheart
      5 years ago

      EXACTLY

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    • rayb12
      5 years ago

      *wingpit

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      • Boojum
        5 years ago

        Of course. I stand corrected.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    yall been smokin too much quack

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