Is it normal to be scared of taking a shit after calling?

I get terrified that when I left or muted my mic I didn't do it correctly and everyone can hear me doing my business.

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69% Normal
Based on 16 votes (11 yes)
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Comments ( 10 )
  • freelarking

    If they aren't down with a little BM jazz then they aren't worth your time honey.

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    • This is 100% my favorite reply.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    If it scares you then don't take it into the bathroom. XD

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    • I've thought of that but it's nice to scroll through memes on the shitter.

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  • Boojum

    So you're one of those people who have had their phone surgically grafted onto their hand?

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    • Kind of-? I'm a freelancer so my job is on my phone. I'm relatively high demand and I keep in touch with my commissioners to make sure everything is exactly how they like it, so it's almost a necessity.

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      • You're the first person I've met who seems to genuinely claim that they do not enjoy sitting in privacy for a moment, if not an extended moment, to poop at work

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  • That's why you say the person's name a few times really fast to check 😉

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Are you loud when you shit? I dont even make noise no one would know.

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    • Nah, but I'm worried they'll hear the plop.

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