Is it normal to be scared of the australian maffia?

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They are growing in strength and numbers. Soon they will control vice in all of IIN. If only a champion with a sexy wife 42 years his junior could rise up and save us all.

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Based on 27 votes (10 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I'm not scared

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      You and Autumn have already been indoctrinated into the mafia (:

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        If I could be the book keeper that would be great. :)

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        • Redcoats
          8 years ago

          Done. You can manage our assets in the USA.

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          • [Old Memory]
            8 years ago

            I'll keep them clean promise.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    my dixie dingos gonna protect me

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    8 years ago

    Do all Australians use Aussie shampoo?. Is that a thing?. Im gonna start telling everyone that's a thing.

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    • wistfulmaiden
      8 years ago

      Yes it's the law

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Sometimes I think those are all just one person with multiple personalities:)

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    Fool! You cannot speak the name of 'they who shall not be named'.

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  • notaterrorist
    8 years ago

    I'm more scared of the IIN IRA

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    Australian movies are weird. The only ones I ever liked were Wake In Fright and Mad Max. What's with Aussie movies anyway? And why are there so many dangerous insects in Australia? And it seems really dry and dusty too. I wouldn't wanna go outside.

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  • MrSexyJesus69
    8 years ago

    Also known as the sand people?

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      But instead of blue eyes and spice, we have mullets and fosters.

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      • MrSexyJesus69
        8 years ago

        sure they frighten easy but they'll come back, and in greater numbers

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        • Redcoats
          8 years ago

          And with Tony Abbott riding the sand worms.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    LOL What is this stuff I've been seeing about the Australian Mafia lately? Did I miss out on some major news story some how? XD

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      TheBasmentSailor recently exposed their existence when he outed Autumn as a member.

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        When was that? I missed it

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Few days ago I guess. It was included in one of his many rants. Don't feel bad, there are so many it can be hard to keep track of them all.

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          • Ellenna
            8 years ago

            I agree with him more than half the time, although his way of expressing his opinion is often somewhat condescending and patronising. I'd been thinking he'd been a bit quiet the last month or so too.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              8 years ago

              He has definitely lowered his level of participation. There was a time when he would respond to half the posts as soon as they posted.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    I'm gonna give you an offer you can't refuse...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      You have already been exposed as one of their soldiers but you aren't Australian yourself so you aren't a made man. You are just small potatoes. Everyone knows it is Don charlie.m that is pulling all the strings.

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      • NeofelisNebulosa
        8 years ago

        I'm the main hitman. Still scary

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