Is it normal to believe a 4.5 inch (erect) dick is huge?

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I was trying like HELL to convince my GF that 4.5 inches was rather massive. She (unsurprisingly) laughed at me and thought it a splendid idea to share my belief with Tik Tok and Instagram. Now everybody at my workplace is laughing at me. She told me that my "shrimp dick" was the "smallest she's ever slid her huge tongue out beneath" and that I was a "goddamned fool" for thinking otherwise.

I don't know.

Growing up, I've never believed the hype around penis size. Personally, I always thought 4-6 inches was monstrously huge while 3 inches was the true average. But what do y'all think? Is my dick REALLY as small as my GF is making it out to be? Or is this just another one of those couples things? I mean, it wouldn't be the first time she was an asshole to me so...

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  • rockyrocks
    9 months ago

    your cock is below average

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      And so is your intelligence. Thanks for stopping by.

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      • GaelicPotato
        9 months ago

        You can be salty all you want but it literally is below average.

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        • ImDown4Anal
          9 months ago

          In what way? Like, seriously. In what fucking way?

          It ejaculates (never had a problem shooting a really big load).

          It becomes erect when aroused (never had a problem in that area).

          It's firm as fuck. Had a couple women tell me that it was by far the firmest dick they've ever had inside of them.

          So what is the "problem" here exactly?

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          • rockyrocks
            9 months ago

            lol cope

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            • ImDown4Anal
              9 months ago

              I NEVER cope.

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          • Wow3986
            9 months ago

            These people are just mad that their dick isn't nearly as gigantic as yours. Ignore the haters.

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            • ImDown4Anal
              9 months ago

              Nice sarcasm, Sherlock. Now go solve a fuckin' mystery and leave me be.

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          • GaelicPotato
            9 months ago

            You're asking wether or not your dick is huge. You got an answer that is scientifically accurate. It seriously isn't my problem if you don't like it.

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    9 months ago

    Tell her your dick is perfect but her pussy is too big.

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      As funny as that is, she's 6'4 and I'm 5'4 so I don't think it'd end well for me.

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      • Anonnet
        9 months ago

        The heck does *that* mean? Dude, be a man.

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        • ImDown4Anal
          9 months ago

          Well, I do have a penis and testicles (then again, so do trannies and they're women) and I workout quite often. So yes, I AM a man.

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  • shaiGA
    9 months ago

    i am not even 18 and mine is bigger

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      Nice humble brag pie. Can I help myself to a slice?

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      • shaiGA
        9 months ago

        go fuck yourself

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        • ImDown4Anal
          9 months ago

          Sooooooooo that's a no on the pie?

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  • Anonnet
    9 months ago

    Based on your comments on this thread being mostly ragey nonsense, I'm going to go ahead and make the joke:

    He's Down4Anal because that's the only place that feels tight. (this is the straight joke)
    He's Down4Anal because he can't top. (this is the gay joke)

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      Have I not a RIGHT to rage???

      1.Anal is the superior form of sex so I'm good with that.

      2.I top men quite often too, bro; big bottomed ones (those are the only men I fuck). Sorry Hank.

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  • GaelicPotato
    9 months ago

    Your penis is below average but what's more concerning is your girlfriends sociopathic tendency to ridicule one of the most fragile "bits" of a mans ego and put you down like that.

    Massive red flags.

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      I literally had her tell me that she couldn't get wet unless she degraded the men she was having sex with. Now, that alone is uncool; but to take it OUTSIDE of the bedroom is several steps too far.

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      • GaelicPotato
        9 months ago

        It's not uncool to be turned on by this particular thing, it's a kink. A kink you don't have to endulge in - either.

        A kink is what it is, and the only people that should be participating in it are consenting adults. If you don't enjoy this sort of degradation - or any for that matter, she should be a responsible kinkster and respect you and your limits.

        What is uncool is her forcing this on you.

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  • GaelicPotato
    9 months ago

    Your penis is below average.

    That being said, penile length is a pain point close to the mans confidence and ego and the fact your girlfriend not only put you down, she ridiculed you as well..

    It doesn't bode well and it's a red flag.

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      Glad to know that not everyone on this site is braindead. I'm thinking about dumping the bitch, but MAN does she suck a mean dick! Huge tongued too!

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      • GaelicPotato
        9 months ago

        You do whatever you need to do to be happy, and give up for it what you're willing to.

        Personally, I don't think good blowjobs are worth getting my ego bruised for. Good head is everywhere.

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  • darefu
    9 months ago

    How long is your tongue? G spot on most women is only a couple inches inside so it's more about how you use it, but 3.5 to 4 visually won't be what most women are looking for.

    Depending on the woman, if she's got a little extra curviness to her 3.5 may not even make it in!

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      My tongue is fairly long.

      Interesting biology. But the fact of the matter is, her making fun of my dick every time she sucks isn't going to magically make it any bigger (not that it needs to be, #confidence).

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  • Tommythecaty
    9 months ago

    Constant use of air quotes is more interesting than your tiny penis.

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      What an absolute heart throbber of a comment my young lad.

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      • Tommythecaty
        9 months ago

        I’m a little older than you are.

        But sure, a fine comment.

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        • ImDown4Anal
          9 months ago

          Why thank you, sweet cheeks. That means an awful fucking lot.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    9 months ago

    That's below average. I've only been with one man that was under 6"

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      "That's below average"

      Like, in what. fucking. way?

      It works way better than 90% of the 7+ inch dicks. So what's the issue?

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      • Curiouskitten444
        9 months ago

        In the way that what are the odds everyone I've dated ended up having a penis over 6" once we moved towards intimacy.

        What do you mean "works better"?

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        • ImDown4Anal
          9 months ago

          Studies show that small dicks have far more energy and stamina than big dicks. Read a book for Christ's sake.

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          • Curiouskitten444
            9 months ago

            Probably because they're not being gripped tight due to being small.

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            • ImDown4Anal
              9 months ago

              Okay we're done here.

              Have an unholy, hellbound day, Sir.

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  • trexagireve
    9 months ago

    Your cock is only good for chastity device, nothing else, you should be locked permanently in order to terminate your reproduction of males with tiny dicks

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    • ImDown4Anal
      9 months ago

      You're an uncomfortable creature. Ya know that?

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