Is it normal to burn cockroaches?

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So I live in my New York apartment and at night I get my fair share of roaches. They're the fast moving brown ones and I hate them because when I turn on the light they freeze then run for their shitty lives. So I pick up my shoe but I don't aim to squish, I aim to stun, so hopefully no guts or anything flies out. After I stun them, I pick them up with incense sticks the way one would use chopsticks. I put them on my stove burner and after gathering what I can get, I burn the hell out of them, until they're crispy black and enjoy it immensely. Sometimes I hear this low squeal that probably is the fire burning their bodies, but to me it sounds like their agonizing last breath of torture. After that, I leave their roasted bodies for the others to dare to show their ugly selves. IIN?

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arcticwolf

7 years ago

I don't have a problem with it. My favorite thing to do is warm a coffee mug filled with water in the microwave oven for two minutes, wait until I see a cockroach crawling in the sink, then drizzle it right over his head! I did that one night, and the sucker literally jumped up about two feet in the air, before he plopped down and died. I don't see what the big deals is. I mean it's only a roach. They're the scum of the earth!

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Neuria

8 years ago

Attention OP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEshMMUR-Lw

You're famous now.

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jondoerandom

11 years ago

these guys are 350 million years old. Maybe even older. I bet they have another 350 million years to go, if the planet will still exist. The don't evolved, they don't care about the enviroment, they don't care about radiation, and they will live happily ever after.

everybody kills them, but maybe you should get another hobby. if you got all this time to fry roaches you need to get a life.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hahahaha! I do don't I? But when I come home either tipsy or tired from work, the last thing I'd want to see are these sons of feces running around acting all mondo disgusto. I get angry and want to cause them as much pain as possible. I want to destroy them as much as I can in hopes that their charred remains become a lesson for the others to witness.
  
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  - jondoerandom
    
    11 years ago
    
    LOL, alright man -you win. Reign in your dominion with an iron fist!
    
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Aliifreak

11 years ago

Lmao that was fucking hilarious. I wish I had roaches now so I could do this. Not.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  God your face is fucking hilarious. I wish I could meet you so I could do you. Not. :]
  
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  - Aliifreak
    
    11 years ago
    
    Why are you mean to me o.0?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      oh! uh.... that was awkward, I misinterpreted what you wrote the other day. Yeah roaches suck tho :[
      
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Captain_Kegstand

11 years ago

Smash them and be done with it. Torture of anything, and especially enjoying the "agonizing last breath of torture" is just sick!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Is it really? I don't think insects and bugs feel the same sort of pain that we do and yes I enjoy it because they are vermin. Their shit is poisonous and foul to inhale and they crawl everywhere so essentially they're as disgusting as flies more or less. Btw did you know roaches stay alive for a week even after being smashed? Therefore, that is the torture. Burning them is instantaneous as they're so small and easy to burn. I wish they'd feel more pain for existing..I'm not evil but I have no sympathy for flies or roaches. mice and rats I don't think I'd be able to kill
  
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  - Captain_Kegstand
    
    11 years ago
    
    I'm not saying I like them, or that they shouldn't be killed. That would be very hypocritical of me, as an avid hunter and fisher.
    
    I just don't think that a healthy person would take pleasure in the act of torturing any living creature. Even down to the most insignificant and pesky. I also kill roaches if I see one in my house, but I don't get any pleasure from the pain of another creature, or taking life from another creature.
    
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moomus

11 years ago

Roaches have uses! I have lots of tarantulas as pets and use roaches to feed to them. Om nom nom.....

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hmm but I hate tarantulas and if it got out I'd probably kill it too. However...I do want to see them eat roaches slowly and rip their legs of one by one..
  
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Cuntsiclestick

11 years ago

Not normal, but I can understand why. Roaches are useless creatures that serve no purpose on this planet.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Thank you!! I know its probably not normal but I wondered if anyone hate them as much as I do. They indeed are useless yet have the capability to survive almost anything...makes no sense
  
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Justsomejerk

11 years ago

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Why not?
  
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  - Justsomejerk
    
    11 years ago
    
    Because you burn them on your stove. A stove should be a sanctuary. I burn my roaches in the toaster.
    
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  - RomeoDeMontague
    
    10 years ago
    
    I loved reading this but I probobly shouldn't have. I love how you think. Also if your apartment is infested with roaches I would call the land lord that is not normal.
    
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

No. Kill Spiders instead and you'll be doing use a favour. Big or small those evil creatures must perish!

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  11 years ago
  
  But spiders are useful...roaches are moving shit stains
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    Spiders can be useful, but so are frogs and venus flytraps.
    I saw cockroach for the first time about 2 weeks ago and it wasn't that bad. My mistake was to bring it up and the girl jumped on it and killed it:'(
    
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