Is it normal to carpet wipe

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I don't know why but unless I do a carpet wipe my anus itches.

I saw the dog do it and gave it a try and now just don't feel clean until I have done at least the length of the sofa.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Why not go to your local carpet store and straddle one of the rolls?

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Yeah, yeah, I know, don't answer the stupid troll. But that just puts such a shitty image in my mind.......

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    • stuartiannaylor
      9 years ago

      Its not my mind that is the problem. I don't suffer from cerebral itching.

      Like I wipe before but without some distance on the carpet it just itches to distraction.

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  • thehalfgoodgirl
    6 years ago

    I remember doing this when I was a little girl I remember some times doing it in my brother and sisters room I would make their carpet smell like ass

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  • stuartiannaylor
    9 years ago

    It just doesn't feel clean unless you get the action right.

    If you get your legs at about the same angle it works a treat.

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Did u really just attach and instructional video on how to wipe ur ass on the carpet like a dog?

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  • stuartiannaylor
    9 years ago

    Damn I am a TC, googled trans canine surgery but not much happening.

    So stuck with the itchy bum.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I figured it out, youre a dog trapped in a humans body!

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  • Hitlеr
    9 years ago

    How do you get the carpet up to your b hole?

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    • stuartiannaylor
      9 years ago

      It seems to work with me, like I could understand your question with lino but maybe your bh is positioned differently.

      Its a matter of leg positioning and action and once perfected quite soothing.

      Some tips here
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFvkr6GBWLw

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