Is it normal to cover myself in vaseline and pretend i'm a slug?

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One time while I was at work I was fantasising about covering myself in vaseline and pretending I was a slug. When I got home I had noticed that I had a fresh large tub of baby powder scented vaseline. I quickly glanced at it and knew what I had to do. It's been five months now and my linoleum floors are getting a bit worn out from me cosplaying as this slug. Is this even normal?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Good. Now all you need is a big black man to climb on top of you and be your shell. Only then will you be a completed snail.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      that's my fetish!

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        All aboard! Step right up!

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    Im 99 percent sure to stole this from a previous post or something cause i remember this story before

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    • sxecarissa
      9 years ago

      I didn't steal this post from anyone? But if there is a post out there like this then that just means I'm not alone!! :D

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      • shuggy-chan
        9 years ago

        http://weknowmemes.com/2011/12/when-im-alone-and-cant-sleep-i-get-naked-rub-vasoline-over-my-body-and-pretend-im-a-slug/

        Uh huh, sure

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Stay away from salt.

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  • [email protected]
    8 years ago

    oh because we've never seen this meme before...

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  • pizzabrowniesushi
    9 years ago

    hahahaaa this sounds like shit I used to do with my buddies high school when I was high

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  • smoneyGS9
    9 years ago

    uhh of course thats not normal who does that. thats just weird

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  • nodirection111
    9 years ago

    yes it's wrong, how old are we again what you're peaking at five?? you mention work, yet you fantasize at work, how about this --doing some goddamn work for a change.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    There's a club for that.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Oooh! Oooh! If you're going as a slug for Halloween, can I be a bag of salt? I just know you'll love my rough, sandy texture pouring into every surface of your skin.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Its almost Halloween, that would be a unique costume.

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  • CoraCook
    9 years ago

    Love the slug posts!!!!

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