Is it normal to crap in the urinal?
I was at the store the other day and I had to take a crap and thought it would be funny if I crapped in the urinal. I wanted to make sure I didn't get caught so I put the garbage can in front of the door so I would hear if someone was coming. Then I went to the urinal and took a quick dump and left. I wish I could have seen the look on the face of the janitor.