Is it normal to create a religion around me

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i created a religion and rented out a house for Friday praying to me. 70 people come each time. and the reason why they worship me is because I kicked the shit out of a police men who abuses his authority. they worship me ad call me the great protector because ever time a policeman starts im there to smash his teeth in.the people who worship me are very loyal as well. when a person was making enquires about me he (misteriously) disapeared is it normal to want to build a religion that rivals that of christianity? ( also my number of followers increases by about 2 per month.)

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  • kyanviado
    11 years ago | pl

    Hail great protector of all things bullshit. Go fuck yourself amen

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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  • bristexai
    11 years ago

    This sounds fake to me.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    You're a false prophet, a charlatan.
    *manures himself**

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    At a rate of 2 followers gained per month, you're on the fast track to rivaling Christianity! It should only take just under 2 bajillion years. However, due to global warming policemen will become extinct within the next 6 years so your religion will become obsolete.

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  • peedota1
    11 years ago

    you say that but isnt christianity a cult as well then?

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    Go back to school and learn to write properly bitch.

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    This post is crap!
    There is no way anybody could get away with "kicked the shit out of a police men" without being hunted down and punished.
    This is some wanna be nobody with visions of grandeur.
    Just a bullshit post.

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  • peedota1
    11 years ago

    also i dont believe my own bulshit some of my followetrs do howevever

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  • peedota1
    11 years ago

    my followers probaly are using me i dont give a shit . at least i get payed.

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  • peedota1
    11 years ago

    ive been nothin intersting goin on in there other than the ocasional rape.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    This sounds like a cult and it appears that some of your cult members are dangerous to boot!

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  • GreyWarden
    11 years ago

    If I might ask, do you forbid your followers to have any practices on the side, or is it a open hero worship thing? And if it makes you feel normal, Forrest Griffin, the MMA fighter, once included a chapter in his apocalypse survival guide on forming cults, and I honestly dk if he was serious.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    This is exactly how Jesus did it.

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    • wigsplitz
      11 years ago

      Yea, before me cometh a lawman, and as my Father in Heaven commands I shall rain many blows upon him until all of his blood is spilt and no teeth remaineth.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    11 years ago

    I don't think you are exactly the almighty one there. It seems thatyour "followers" are just using you for their own entertainment, until your inevitable arrest.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    Keep dreaming darling.

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  • MsWVgal
    11 years ago

    That's a real vivid imagination ya got there.

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  • flightlesskiwi
    11 years ago

    Yes, in your dreams, I'm sure, it must be the most normal thing in the world.

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    Sounds like a cult or something.

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  • peedota1
    11 years ago

    it s not my fault policeman are twats. you may think im lying but im not. and when i say pray i mean donate 50 quid so ill go out and ko a policeman. that simple

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    • Sog
      11 years ago

      That money isn't going to do you any good in jail.

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