Is it normal to create music with your own farts?

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I've discovered lately, that by adjusting the distance between my buttcheeks that I'm able to create different sounds through the vibrations of my fart coming through my anus. It takes quite a bit of effort considering that it's a delicate balancing act to steadily keep my buttcheeks from touching each other in order to create different sounds, but I strangely feel accomplished with this new hobby. One of my goals now is to hopefully imitate Beethoven's 5th Symphony with my fart music. Is this normal?

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  • flutterhigh
    12 years ago

    Psh. Call me when you've got Flight of the Bumblebees down.

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    • flutterhigh
      12 years ago

      Scratch that, Chopin's Etude Op 10 no. 2. Or Gaspard de la Nuit?

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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    The staccato report of a fart echoing off a porcelain commode has a superb tonal quality. God speed my flatulent friend

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    mature....

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  • moomus
    12 years ago

    Would you have enough gas to do this?

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  • MasterOfWaffles
    9 years ago

    I have played Angel of Death in it's entirety using only gas. Yes, even the intro scream and solo.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    They say that beans are the musical fruit. It still doesn't make this normal.

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  • Moneybagschest
    11 years ago

    How old are you 12?

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  • misskas
    12 years ago

    thts pretty sick but ur enjoying so have fun

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I request the new Beyonce song, please

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  • AnonyFox
    12 years ago

    Not normal... but not unheard of.

    Google "Mr. Methane."

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