Is it normal to crush on polkadot man?

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WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE SUICIDE SQUAD AHEAD.

I saw The Suicide Squad last weekend at the cinema with a couple of friends. Afterwards, they were enthusing about a few of the characters being attractive, like Harley Quinn and Bloodsport... But I'm hooked on Polkadot Man!!
I love how pathetic he seems, his blunt and awkward demeanour, his unfashionable clothing... Everything! Every glimpse into his head showed me something more to adore!! Even the major mommy issues! Hell, ESPECIALLY that!
I looked the actor up afterwards, and he's attractive enough but I only really find him sexy in that role, as that character. It's the character I like.

It's awakened something very strange in me, and something I'm not entirely sure I like, but I can't find anyone who feels the same way towards Polkadot Man.
I'm younger than him (although I am an adult woman), but I sort of want to be his new mommy?

I get a vague sense this ISN'T normal, but might as well check.

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  • eatingsoapsucks
    2 years ago

    Sure, that's ok.

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  • Tinybird
    2 years ago

    It's totally normal. I have a crush on a tornado so who am I to talk

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    Ah yes that Batman villain.....

    I forgot he existed.

    Personally I like the Music Meister and Equinox.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    2 years ago

    It's fine to have a crush on a fictional character as long as it doesn't get in the way of functioning in every day life.
    :)

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