Is it normal to cuddle with the homeless?

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I love to cuddle with homeless people. They need love too after all. We usually have very cold winters, so I can warm them a little with my body heat. I also admire the sick hobo style they rock, with beards and rags and all that. I tried to buy similar clothes as well, but unfortunately they don't have that at Walmart.

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Based on 38 votes (13 yes)
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  • _Crusades
    8 years ago

    Bernie Sanders is that you?

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago

    Enjoy the leprosy and parasitic bugs crawling all over your skin.

    Fuck, man! Why don't you just sleep in the sewers, it would probably be cleaner and smell less of stale booze and dying flesh.

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    • LittleGirlBrutallySodomized
      8 years ago

      "Sleep in the sewers with them" Are you psychic? I was going to post that... Fuck.

      Well, Bang another bitch that isn't your how from The Executive Surf Club.

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      • Steve2.0
        8 years ago

        It's called the Grande View Surfers' Place.

        I don't like the name.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Without a clothes pin for your nose it must be a rather odorific experience.

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  • Big_Jew_Noses
    8 years ago

    That's sweet. I usually ignore them and/or get angry that they continuously ask me for money.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I love to cuddle with people.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    8 years ago

    You are an amazing person. Keep it up. I normal give them money.

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    • LittleGirlBrutallySodomized
      8 years ago

      Yeah, they then buy malt liquor with.

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      • Terence_the_viking
        8 years ago

        Be a sausage.

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        • LittleGirlBrutallySodomized
          8 years ago

          Maybe you should buy them a sausage from McDonalds with the money you would have given them.

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          • Terence_the_viking
            8 years ago

            oooh

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      • Steve2.0
        8 years ago

        Then they defecate in the same spot they sit in and get it all over their clothes. Ugh.

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