Is it normal to deliberately piss on the floor of public bathrooms?

To deliberately whip it out and miss the toilet and flood the floor with urine... I wonder if other people do this as an indirect, underhanded way of getting back at the world for all the injustices they have suffered. Sometimes I do it because I love to think of the reaction of the next user who comes in and sees the toilet and the floor covered in piss, or I like to think of the cleaner's dismay as they come in and see what they have to deal with. Does anybody else enjoy doing this? And do you have ways of making it even more fun?

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  • rayb12

    Ur an asshole. It isn't the cleaners job to wipe up a puddle of Your piss, jerk. Get a life

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    • Excuse me? As I understand it, it is the cleaners' jobs to keep the bathroom clean, regardless of whose piss is in there.

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      • rayb12

        Sorry that was super mean of me.

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        • juju_96

          No it was not those jerks dont know wht there talking about

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          • rayb12

            By calling a person an asshole, a jerk, and telling them to get a life, I think I've completely lost my right to suggest they have more empathy for the janitor. And I owe them a bigger apology. Idk what you're going through OP but whether good or bad you did not deserve my comment. I fully take it back. Im sorry man, saying that to you was wrong.

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            • Hi rayb12, thank you for your apology, I want you to know that I accept it and forgive you. I would also add that I'm not going through anything, so don't worry yourself on that front, everything is going swimmingly in my life and I've never been happier. Sometimes that is how my pissing technique manifests itself: I will be stood at the toilet about to go, whilst thinking about how wonderful my life is, and I will shudder with joy and just let my piss spray everywhere except the designated vessel. It's magnificent. And my fun is compounded by the knowledge that I am stimulating the economy, keeping the cleaners in their jobs, I am a very economical person.

              I also think that many people initially have the reaction you did to such actions, rayb12, so don't blame yourself for your initial outbursts, but eventually people come round to my way of thinking if they just take a step back and look at the bigger picture for literally just a few seconds. I'm glad you had those few seconds and reconsidered your earlier position :)

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  • Ways to make it more fun...
    Piss all over the tp and door handle.

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    • I occasionally do this, particularly if the toilet paper isn't protected by one of those stupid boxes. In some instances I have been able to pry open the boxes however, and soak the paper from within. Then I close it and wait for the next unsuspecting victim to take some soggy toilet paper out that drips on their hand.

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      • insanebotv21

        Yeah if i ever caught you doing this i might stick your nose in it.

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      • Lol

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      • wigz

        Work smarter, not harder!

        https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Waffle-Toilet-Paper-Dispenser/dp/B005GUQ1VG

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      • Zorak

        Hahaha.

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  • Handyman

    Are you from Africa?

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    • No, Denmark. Why did you think Africa?

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      • Handyman

        They create jobs that way.

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