Is it normal to diarrhea in a urinal?

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So yesterday I was at a restaurant and I had to poop but the toilet was broken. Normally I go in the sink but this time I decided to change it up a bit and go in the urinal. But instead of squeezing out a chocolate hot dog, I sprayed diarrhea all over the urinal. And it was completely covered when I was finished. When I flushed, it looked like Willy Wonka’s chocolate waterfall but unfortunately it didn’t succeed in flushing. After that, I washed my hairy poop covered ass in the sink and managed to clog it from just what was left over! It felt pretty good to do it and I’m sure a ton of people are gonna laugh when they see it and probably add onto my work until it becomes a giant poop sculpture of what was once a urinal.

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Based on 24 votes (7 yes)
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  • 35fignewton
    5 years ago

    why was this the first thing i saw in the music tab?

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    • SCM404
      4 years ago

      The noise it made as it came out was amazing and entertaining!

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      I second this question...
      But i was at least pleasantly surprised it was there

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    It's good to see a true troll who knows he is a troll.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I already know who made this post.
    It had to be some mannerly, classy, middle age, higher income sophisticated lady. Elegantly yet modestly dressed.
    Someone with a refined sense of humor.
    She may be upper class but treats everyone with respect and kindness. Someone articulate.

    OR... maybe it was some nose-picking, Trump supporting, government check sponging trailer trash piece of shit who smells like cigarettes all the time.

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    If I worked somewhere and saw that I would just walk back out and be like yo y'all want me to clean that shit up I want a raise otherwise hire a cleaning company. That is quite litterly hazardous.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Ahhhhh, the beautiful sounds of a troll. where would the internet be without anonymous verbal diarrhea. I can respect a funny troll but this sounds like it was thought up by a 10 year old.. So in saying that; there is an age limit for IIN. You need to be an adult!

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I guess so, since the toilet was broken. Though, I'm sure you already know this, but that was disgusting.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    If you’re missing part of your intestines you might be able to control your bowels, if that the case, it’s normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Nice troll post, did your mom pick it out for you?

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  • jethro
    5 years ago

    What a lame troll attempt. Try harder.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Good god in Hell, what do you all have against these harmless little attempts at humor? You poor thing. Going through life without a sense of humor. I pity you. And play for you a fiddle from the worlds smallest violin.

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      • jethro
        5 years ago

        If you actually think that this is humor then I pity you.

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