Is it normal to do this to vending machines

Sometimes as a joke I squirt ketchup or mustard into the change dispensers of vending machines so people dirty their hands when their change comes out. I have done this to machines at my office and gym. Is it normal?? Legal?

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  • Frosties

    I started out doing that too, but it was a gateway pastime and it led to harder things. Before I knew it, I was pressing wads of cotton wool up the change release hole and bunging it up so the change didn't come out. People just thought the machine was faulty and then I'd come along at the end of the day, pull out the cotton wool and get a full day's worth of change.

    Like I say, though, things progressed. When they finally caught up with me, I was having sex with vending machines. It was a dark chapter in my life. In many ways, it's an illness.

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    • pixie_dust

      lol I believed it until the sex part

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      • Frosties

        :D It was true until the sex part.

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        • drugsrbadmkay

          Don't be ashamed, it was ALL true wasn't it.

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  • Alison89

    Immature. You're not even hanging around to see someone you know get his hands sticky. What's the point?

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  • PumpkinKate

    Normal? Not this specific activity. The inclination to do so is probably a bit more "normal" however.

    That being said, it's kind of... pitiable behavior. I'm glad I'm not the sort of person that would enjoy doing that kind of thing. No offense, but there are more fun and less douchy ways to be mischievous.

    FOR EXAMPLE -
    Go into a Rite Aid, or some drug store. Pick up a box of condoms. Go the register, and alert the clerk you don't have enough money for the condoms after she rings them up. Return with some Reynolds/Saran wrap and a packet of rubber bands. Observe reaction.

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    • TonybigCock

      More fun can be had by simply asking for extra large condoms, with a raise of the eyebrows, and observe reaction.

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      • PumpkinKate

        That doesn't sound nearly as much fun.

        Especially for a woman.

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        • TonybigCock

          I'll get my coat.

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    • Shackleford96

      LOL! I audibly snort-laughed at that one XD

      The clerk might just end up paying for the condoms if that happened...

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      • PumpkinKate

        Like I said - much more fun ways to be mischievous than getting someone's hand smudgy >:]

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        • Shackleford96

          Do you have any other ideas for mischief? You should make some polls/stories about them :)

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  • Francophile22

    Actually it's called vandalism. Shame on you, PIG.

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  • JustaTroll

    Mother fucker...

    THAT WAS YOU?

    I don't know who you are...
    But I will find you...
    and when I do...
    I will kill you.

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  • VioletTrees

    You're a dick.

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  • Immature and inconsiderate... it may be funny to you, but how would you feel in their position? Not good... so start influencing people's lives in a positive way, instead of a negative way.

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    • straydog

      fuck you hippie bastard

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  • Avant-Garde

    No, that's very immature of you.

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  • Samson

    Wow. How old are? 10 maybe?

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  • assh0le

    Aw boo! I thought you were going to tell me you wanked into the money hole...bah!

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