Is it normal to do this when playing sport?

Whenever I play soccer, and someone from the opposing team is running for the ball and I'm near them. I run up and discreetly punch or elbow them forcefully in the face, stomach or groin. I also trip them sometimes as well or kick them behind the knees to make them fall.

I have very fast reflexes and I'm able to do this really quickly, and most people don't know who even did it. Other than a few people on my team who are fine with it because it helps us win.

This often helps my team win matches and we've been undefeated this season because I kicked the other team's best striker so hard that he broke his ankle and has been out for the season. No one knows it was me though.

Not only does it help my team win, but I really enjoy doing this too. I get a weird sort of warm feeling and satisfaction when I watch them lying on the ground in a lot of pain.

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  • sexysonofsam

    Yep, you are a sadistic bastard who is "enjoying" his brute force over others, bravo!

    Unfortunately I have to inform you that there is another equally demented soul out there who is just itching to make your acquaintance, his sole purpose in life is to make your little sadistic stints look like a kindergarten attempt at sadism...he is going to give you a knee to the groin and as you bend over in agony to try and regain your posture, he is going to smash the bridge of your nosed with his elbow.

    when you flip backward from the brute force of the blow with snot and blood flying everywhere, he is going to poke you in eye with his thumb with the forefingers grabbing onto your side burns for extra grip.

    At this point in time your whole body is going to conceive so much pain inflicted upon it that you are not going to know whether you should shit or piss in your pants! and that is exactly when he is going to drop his knee on chest bone just to the left of the heart and make you feel as if your whole being is being crushed, you will find extremely difficult to breathe just before your pass out in agonizing pain.

    When you eventually wake up it is going to feel as if you had been wrestling with a Japanese Sumo wrestler, your body should feel the discomfort for a few weeks.

    Maybe that will teach you that there is nothing "sportmanship" about breaking bones of other team players. You are a Bully, not a sportsmen and should never play sport where teams are concerned.

    Take up boxing where you and your opponent have an equal opportunity of knocking each other senseless!

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  • bucho's_butt

    If you're not a troll then sooner or later some people are going to find out what's going on and corner you in a dark alley. You'll have a bunch of soccer players kicking the shit out of you. Not a very nice scenario. Probably hospital visit kind of stuff.

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    • curiousBadger

      like Emre :D

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  • Crow

    Well you clearly have potato sacks for refs, then.

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  • Dazed_dreamer

    your one of those people huh? wish I was playing against you id dish it back only twice as hard :)

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  • BrownNightmare

    Cheater

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  • curiousBadger

    I do that sometimes as a defender, but not to injure, but to stop them, or if they did the same to me. To do it without reason and to enjoy them lying around is unsportsman like. It's a disgrace to football that people like that are allowed to play. I hope someone sweeps both of your ankles from behind one day, so that you can feel how much it hurts, bastard.

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  • dytrog

    A daydreamers post.

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  • thegypsysailor

    You seem very proud of the fact that you apparently can't play without cheating. How nice for you.

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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann

    I've seen a few vaginas in my time, but you sir are a cunt.

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