Is it normal to do this with my cat?

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I hold her up in the air like baby Simba from The Lion King and dance around the room with her. I think it's cute. She thinks I'm a jerk.

You thought this was going to be another beastiality story, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? Don't lie, you totally did. Oops I just typed titally instead of totally. That's a new word now, titally.

As in: You titally did think this was going to be another beastiality story. But you were titally wrong. You're just so TITILLATED by them that you can't help but jump to that conclusion whenever you see a story about animals.

You titty bastard.

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Based on 172 votes (142 yes)

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supercrazygerman

12 years ago | pl

So you didn't fuck your cat?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Nope, I didn't fuck my cat.
  
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  - Hug_Life
    
    11 years ago
    
    Can I? jk
    
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dinz

12 years ago | pl

I thought I was the only person who did that. I remembered holding the cat in the air on top of the stairs - the damn cat panicked and jumped off my hands and literally rolled down the stairs...

Don't worry the cat is fine.

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Shackleford96

12 years ago | pl

This story = added to favorites

:)

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charli.m

12 years ago

I can just imagine the pissy look on kitty's face :)

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xoxosabrinaxoxo

12 years ago

Lmfaoo thats cute.

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Sidekickz

12 years ago

i tittaly thought it was a bestialitty storie!
omg u got me there!

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alv1592

12 years ago

Ur too funny.

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

To be fair, considering the amount of such stories on here, it's more about expecting it because of that and not anything else.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  I know, but you can't work the word "titillating" into that.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    12 years ago
    
    you must like that dirty talk
    
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Faceless

12 years ago

Thats awesome.

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unusualfeet

11 years ago

OMFG! people do that? Ewww poor animals!!!

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unusualfeet

11 years ago

Wats beastality?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Welcome to IIN.
  
  Bestiality is when people have sex with animals. Sort of a running joke around here. At the time I wrote this we used to get a lot of those kind of stories.
  
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Allistalla

11 years ago

I honestly thought you were gonna say you dress him up or something .

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Sidekickz

12 years ago

Oh sorry my bet :p

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Chillpill

12 years ago

My cat loves being lifted up into the air. I can feel him relaxing into it as he surveys his surroundings from the new vantage point, but he probably wouldn't like the dancing thing, either, lol.

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InsanityArtist98

12 years ago

Haha, your officially my new favorite person.

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

haha In my head I was saying "oh great," *rolls eyes* "Another beastality story dont they ever end!" haha you totally got me in a good way! Good job!

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Dazzie

12 years ago

lol!

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BlueAlice

12 years ago

Thank you for making me laugh.

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Avant-Garde

12 years ago

I got scared and thought this was a bestiality story, but you proved me wrong:) I think it's cute. I'll probably add this to my favourites.

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cutegalsly

12 years ago

damnnnn that wud freak me out!am hapy thats the way it is....i titally like yo creativity

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ToddStellar

12 years ago

Beastiality never crossed my mind. After being on this site for over a year, I'm not sure why it didn't. But hey, the post still made me laugh.

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Energy

12 years ago

Lol!

And yes thats normal.

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XxDemonicaxX

12 years ago

titaly funny lol

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Simply abdominal.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Like the abdominal snowman?
  
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  - Sidekickz
    
    12 years ago
    
    hell yeah!
    
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

well who in the fuck wouldn't damn bestiality sucks any fuckin ways all thats on that website is a bunch of girls fucking animals who wants to see that shit anyhow I'd wrath see men do it

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thecoldhardtruth

12 years ago

You should get checked for ADHD

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- Sidekickz
  
  12 years ago
  
  why!?
  ADHD IS NOT funny...
  i has it 2 :'(
  
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  - RaNdOmPoPcOrN33467890754213456
    
    12 years ago
    
    me 2 i dont complain about it,the cat story,SO CUTE!
    
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  - thecoldhardtruth
    
    12 years ago
    
    When did I sayit was funny? It was just a concern
    
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