Is it normal to drink my urine, smell my farts and keep samples of poo

I am a bit of a freak when it comes to personal hygiene; and constantly do the things above to record for any changes. I drink my urine(don't worry, not in bulk) to taste for any difference. The poo thing I grant you is a bit weird, but I am looking out for color change. The smelling my own fart thing is a bit of a habit as I kind of like it. A few of my friends frown at me when I tell them about all this but I kind of need some advice on what to do.
Thanks for your help

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Comments ( 15 )
  • Katywompus

    You wuss! I piss in the bathtub every day til its full then take a cold pee bath. I put my poo thru a pasta press and make paper out of it. And I make sculptures out of flatulance. Now that's normal!!

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  • anonymous235

    Sounds like a great way to get ecoli.

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  • Just relax, there's no need to be so damn worried. Of course poo is going to have different colors and textures, because you don't eat the same damn stuff everyday! The same goes for the urine. Just calm down and relax, don't be so uptight with this. And the fart smelling thing is kind of mixed depending on the person. Honestly sometimes I find my farts smelling okay.

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  • XxBlackSheepxX

    only weird if your poops begin to look like Abe Lincoln

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  • alv1592

    Obvious troll is obvious.

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  • Jimbobasaur

    Just no for so many reasons. You are a FREAK!

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  • I dont drink my urine but I do collect my faeces in jars, not every single one as this would be quite a huge collection but a lot of them. I love a pungent smelling poo and pride myself on how strong the odour is. I have even gone so far as to change my diet to increase the stench. The really good ones I have named and dated. Check one of my questions "IIN that I raid sanitary bins" you might enjoy trying what I do.

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  • poojunction-r-us

    If you are Bear Grylls, then yes, that is PERFECTLY normal.

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  • Audrina

    It is safe to bet that using your body as a biohazard receptacle is a bit self defeating.

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  • equanimity

    And pink eye.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    You know drinking urine is not healthy. Doctors as well as vets will get poop and urine samples to check for health so that is normal. However your farts would probobly just indicate what you last ate unless maybe you have diarrhea. Yes its normal to keep poop samples to check for healthy but not to drink urine. By the way they have special tests you can do on urine you might want to try instead. I don't think drinking it is really necessary.

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  • ChasingAfterPond<3

    I think you are a bit too worried about your personal hygiene. If there is a significant change in any of that, you'll notice without doing all of that. You should stop, it seems to be an ocd that is way too out of hand.

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  • Kaydan

    Mhm. You're cool.

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  • iluvme22

    ewww... thats not normal at all. stop!

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  • Garglemysac

    ROFLCOPTER.

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