Is it normal to enjoy getting animals fucked up

I enjoy giving dogs a little bit of scotch just to see if he likes it. I like to get them high too. It's just so they can experience it. I've never had my own dog though so I don't let them have enough to actually get fucked up...just a taste. I kinda want to get a "bro dog" that I can just party with. You know, get him drunk and high...wake up in the morning and have a cup of coffee with him. Feed him chicken bones and cow testicles because I know he wants it. Dogs like Black Label!

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  • 10541054

    ill be your dog......

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  • Yeah humans do some bad shit to themselves. A little scotch never hurt a dog, especially if he seems to really want it. Btw you can tell if a dog likes to get high or if he doesn't. "Oh but they don't understand the risks...blah blah blah." Neither do most humans so go fuck yourself. Furthermore, when dogs die they go straight to the dirt. Their life should be their heaven. Dicks...

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  • WhispererintheDark

    We should treat our pets, as our friends. Have fun with them etc. We shouldn't mollycoddle them, as many comments, on here suggest you do.

    They have lives of their own, and i doubt they would merely wish to spend that short life, being treated as if it needed special treatment, and extreme protection from the world.

    Man keeps dogs, for more than just a pet. Ancient humans, kept dogs, because they could help them hunt. They were friends. The dog,was just as honoured as a human, it was expected to pull its weight etc. Now, people treat animals like cunts.

    Go for it. Have fun with your dog. I always thought it was nice, to feed animals human food. Rather than that, horrid looking shit, people normally give them. Sure it may be healthier for them, but then again. Humans don't eat whats good for them either.

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  • Moonbow

    What's wrong with giving animals the same things people use? If it's okay for humans....

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    • seali001

      The same reason we don't give it to kids..they can't conset hence they are helpless and depend on people to take care of them..

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  • willystylee

    Yeah...its one thing to blow weed smoke in your own dog/cats face, but your just taking it to a whole nother level that it shouldn't be taken to. Stop doing this your an idiot and you shouldn't be allowed to own animals. You suck btw.

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    • lavabava

      Weed is another case. I once smoked out a friends dog and began playing the keyboard. That dog went nuts. He seemed to like it. We went outside and played a bit and for about an hour his owner played with him too. You just have to know what animal you can do certain things too. This dog was real clever. Obviously if you don't give an intoxicant to any animal and stare at it I didn't do this either. People are too sensitive with cats and dogs.

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  • Aries

    out having a bbq out back in the summer , toss a little sip of a beer to your dog probably okay and i dont even completely know about that however it wont bother the dog in any way that i know of .. giving it liquir and actually getting it fuckked up on booze and dope .. thats not normal your a fucking idiot dude .. keep the dope and the booze to yourself hopefully you od one day asshole

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  • red_gal_85

    I have plenty of activities to occupy my time thank you, however animal cruelty is not one of them. But I certainly don't have to defend myself against idiots like you. Feel free to bash me all you want online it must be so hard to have no friends in real life maybe thats why you take it out on animals and troll the internet like a loser

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  • Shrunk

    everyone's always crying animal abuse =.=
    He's not forcing alcohol down the dog's throat right? Dogs will eat/drink anything, it's their own fault. At least he's not giving it poison. The dog is abusing itself basically. Besides, animals get drunk in the wild too. They eat fermented fruit on purpose for the effects. look it up.

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  • Get a friend not an animal.

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  • That's animal abuse. You could go to jail! Stop breaking the law. Those poor animals. Somebody could call animal control on you. Or, you're just making this up. I definitely hope so.

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    • It is NOT animal abuse. A lot of people give their dogs beer and it doesn't hurt them. I also know a woman who gives her dog enough tranquilizers to knock it on its ass while she's gone to keep it from barking and whining.

      I fed a neighbor's dog Jemson Weed when it was trespassing on my property and the friggin' dog went totally crazy and the owner thought it had rabies and shot it! True story.

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  • scaryfish

    Are you crazy?!?! Dogs choke on chicken bones!!!

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  • hippychick

    So let's just imagine that you're going about your day and all of a sudden, your heart starts racing, everything gets really fuzzy and starts spinning and you can't think straight...and theres nothing you can do to make it stop You would be terrified.

    As humans we know what were smoking and the effect it's about to have so we can relax and enjoy it. Animals do not have the same experience because they don't know what is happening. It is not enjoyable for them. The others are right. It does actually constitute animal abuse. The only difference though is that in this case you weren't doing it to purposely harm the animal. You're just ignorant.

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    • lavabava

      Not necessarily true. I have given my dogs agua al diente before. At first they seem to not like the taste but once they start licking it off they seemed more relaxed. One of them went and took a nap and the other just starred at the food i was eating so i gave him some. I've also given one of my friends' dog wine because she was too hyper and it totally worked she just sat and actually seemed to want more but didn't do it.

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  • Wow. U have nothing better to do on ur free time??? I feel so bad for then animals. And u kno it's not normal, u just wanted to see how many people would say ur a jerk

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  • You're sick! Plus they're not even your dogs, not that it makes a difference but still...

    Stop abusing the animals, if you must abuse something try yourself.

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  • saix

    i hope someone fucks YOU up - permanently!

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  • Outsider21

    Not a good idea. Animals have a tendency to freak out when people get them drunk/high because they have no concept of drugs and are simply confused as to what the hell is happening with them. Imagine if you ate a weed brownie or something when you were like 5 or 6, it would have probably just been weird and probably kind of scary because you would have no idea why you were messed up. That's usually basically how it is for animals when people get them messed up. However, there are a few cats and dogs who actually enjoy getting high and will even beg for it (or so a couple friends of mine claim). This is pretty rare though

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  • Crazybeast

    I have gotten my dog high and one of my female cats likes to get high as well. I Strongly advice you NOT TO FEED your dog Chicken bones because they can splinter and choke your dog and maybe even KILL your dog.

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  • 0404

    this is fucked and no its not normal.

    please get help!!

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  • No its not normal your a fucking idiot and a coward for pressuring a defenseless animal to get drunk and hi. This actually makes a dog incredibly sick and does sever long term damage. And Moonbow tell me how is a dog different from a child? They both feel the same emotions and feelings.

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  • luicyyou

    Gosh your so ghetto

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  • FreakyKing2

    I thought it was funny

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  • my dog makes out with my poodle!!she got babbies!!agggghhhh i hate baby puppies soo hard work.i have 4 puppies

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  • tori

    (_?_)

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  • KlondikeSam

    A lot of people give dogs beer and cats absolutely love egg nog.

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  • That's discusting. You're awful

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  • randomjelly

    Keep on trolling.

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  • This has to be fake. People are dumb, but not this dumb.

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    • Thatonegirl123

      Yep, just the other day, I read a post on "wanting to kill my baby" .-.

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  • bleach_baby

    I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ITS BLATANT TROLLING

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  • kellstar

    Your a fucking moron!!!!!!!!

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  • ~L~

    Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'

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  • red_gal_85

    You could kill him just because you like it doesn't mean its ok for him YOU NEED HELP theres something seriously wrong with you

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    • SweetAdeline

      People do a lot worse to dogs, other animals, and even to humans. You need to find something to occupy your time and stop getting so upset over what other people do.

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    • Moonbow

      So what if he kills the freakin' dog? It's just a DOG, not a child. Sheesh!

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      • Please explain why a dog is different to a child? why is it ok to kill a dog but not a child? Do you know what speciesm is? Both dog and man both feel the same feeling and emotions, wake up.

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