Is it normal to enjoy shooting my neighbor's birds with paintballs?

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He has a bunch of chickens and sometimes I'll shoot at them with a paintball gun. I find it fun watching them scream, cluck, and fly out of the way. I always miss, so I'm not actually harming them. Is it normal for me to enjoy doing this?

He caught me the other day, and punched me in the face repeadedly. It was worth it. Is it normal to think that way?I can't wait to shoot them again.

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    Chickens:O! Wtf is wrong with you!

    I'm glad he punched you for it, and I hope he does it again. Poor chickens.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      When I moved in, I never imagined my neighbor would have a noisy rooster. It crows every morning and it pisses me off. The other people on the block tell me that he was there first and I have no right to complain. Shooting paintballs is my only form of revenge. I always miss anyway, so no harm, no foul.

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      • charli.m
        11 years ago

        You mean no fowl?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Why would I spell foul that way sir??

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        • charli.m
          11 years ago

          Ugh I fucking hate puns. Fucking shoot me. Blah.

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  • Kura
    11 years ago

    I hope your neighbor punches you again. Asshole.

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  • Failedcasanova
    11 years ago

    I can't believe you all take this seriously. This is a fine effort by a very good troll. May I commend you in getting a rise out of the gullible and those to kind hearted to think you a troll. *tips hat*

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  • denise1290
    11 years ago

    Please stop doing that :( makes me sad... poor birdies

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  • jasontnr
    11 years ago

    what you are doing must stop. as in now.
    i have chickens and i know that they can die of fright. that an the paint can kill them if they eat it, witch they will cuz they eat everything. do not take it out on the poor girls becuz of a stupid rooster. the chickens probly hate the rooster just as much as you, as roosters are rough with chickens. but you are in the wrong. and im asking, no, begging, you to stop before you do somthing that you regret.
    and frankly, i think you deserved that punch.

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  • DUUUUUUDE
    11 years ago

    "I always aim for their tails". One day I hope their owner comes shooting at you saying "I'm only aiming for your balls." I'm glad he's punched you repeatedly in that empty skull of yours cause you're a shit stain. You need to find something better to do you fucking sweaty pig slaughtering redneck.

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  • ijustmakeitworse
    11 years ago

    I hope you get beaten up then shot.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Not the birdies!!!!!!!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Yes the birdies!

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Noooooooooooo!!!

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Well, I like birds. I don't think it's right for you to try to shoot them. I know you say you don't harm them. But what if you do one day?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I will never harm them. I only aim for their tails but I always miss.

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      • NotFloydzie
        11 years ago

        Okay. Keep missing.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          I hope to one day shoot one. Hopefully it's that big ugly rooster of his. Shooting him in the head would be a wonderful thing.

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          • SpitfireRiot
            11 years ago

            You're a piece of shit.

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  • lmh
    11 years ago

    Not normal to think that way. Speak with a couselor you could work through whatever's causing this... Unexpressed anger?

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  • NeonLighterz
    11 years ago

    This is funny.

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  • positive1#2
    11 years ago

    I honestly hope you're just a troll.

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  • fartonmyface
    11 years ago

    Morons like you will get what you deserve one day. Karma is real br0.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    One day, I hope they fight back.

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  • 800imawesome
    11 years ago

    Somewhere in the world, the PETA is crying.

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  • Leeloo
    11 years ago

    you r an idiot.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Sounds like a good idea to me.

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