Is it normal to fantasize about punting the neighbor's dog?

Disclaimer: I love animals and do not hurt/abuse them.

My neighbor has this miniature doberman. The dog barks often and has this high pitched yip-like sound. Sometimes I just want to go over there and punt the little football-sized pipsqueak. I would never do this though, I only fantasize about it sometimes. Is it normal?

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Comments ( 12 )
  • Punting anything can be fun.

    But punting gnomes is best.

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  • Crisp

    A water pistol works wonders and does no harm.
    We as humans have been given the gift of speech and can speak to the neigbour. Can you imagine how that poor dog feels when he has to listen to human speech all day long yabber yabber yabber yabber and from the TV and radio too..yabber yabber. when he tries to do it..everyone wants to kick his ass!!!

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  • sega31098

    Garfield? Is that you?

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    • Lol, this made me laugh :)

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  • bumblecreek

    that's horrible. but i lol'd.

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  • dappled

    They're called Toy Manchester Terriers and I'm very fond of them indeed (for multiple reasons). I'm going to try to be balanced, though.

    There are plenty of solutions to your problem but focussing on the dog isn't the correct one. Asking your neighbour if he can resolve this is best. If not, earplugs.

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  • kittenlittle

    yes, the small dogs are so annoying and like to bark at people for some reason. i always think about grabbing them by the scruff of the neck and throwing them against a wall or tree, but i wont because its against my beliefs

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  • naughty_rosie

    If I were you, I fantasize about peeing on neighbor's stuff and blame their dog or just peeing on dog food haha. Off course it's only joke and I've never done this before lol.

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  • peterr

    good idea. See if you can kick a convert with that dog.

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  • flax

    I feel your pain! I too am an animal lover but there is a tomcat in the street who keeps punning on with my cat. Poor girl gets bashed by this ass, so now I have a slingshot near the door for emergency response...the dirty bastard likes to come into our yard and terrorize the cat, so I figure whilst he's in my yard he will deal with my wrath!

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  • MagickWithoutTears

    Your inconsiderate neighbors should put the bloody thing inside if it's making that much noise!

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  • ck38

    I would want to kick it into touch too. Maybe dappled's comment is more constructive though.

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