Is it normal to fart?

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Today I farted in my cat's face and first, she started smelling my butt. Then after that... she started ripping it apart literally!! She started scratching it to death and biting it, so I started running!! She was chasing after me and jumped and attacked it. I was on the ground shaking!! Then after that she left me alone. Right now my *** hurts and I can hardly ever sit on it. It hurts so badly.

What the hell is wrong with my cat?

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Based on 69 votes (30 yes)
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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    lol remember he asked if it was normal to fart not is it normal to fart on your cat

    so yes you moron its normal to fart

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  • Your_name_here
    11 years ago

    Well I think maybe not normal to fart on your cat but normal to get attacked for doing it.

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  • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated
    11 years ago

    Well if you put your behind parts, your meat cheeks, in someone's face...and then let loose your indigestible flatulence close to their olfactory sense, in most cases not even animals will commend you for it. AHA! you got served hope you had thin shorts on.

    GO CAT!

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    That's what you deserved!

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