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I'm a girl and am going to college soon. I want to be comfortable in my dorm room but I don't want them to think bad of me. I also don't want to be the only one farting cuz that would be awkward. Advice?
Just don't squeeze it out to make it deliberately loud and then say "Ahhhhhhh!"
I fart on the toilet which amplifies it so everyone can enjoy
**sharts down the leg into shoes
Why do you want to fart in front of them? I thought this meant more to women but you are clearly the exception. Why don't you not fart real loud in front of them. Try going to the bathroom so you do not have to share. Maybe if you really have to and do not feel like getting up do it quietly instead of farting and say "Everyone guess what? I FARTED"! Like a fucking idiot. Learn some manners!
Uh, last I checked we were fucking human beings. I hate when some try to say that acknowledging farts and burps or joking about them is immature. What's really immature? Pretending you're so special that God didn't give you an asshole. Stink the damn place up! If she enjoys having gas bubbling in her stomach 24/7, then she's more than punished for being a cunt.
Well, my cousin came to my house to visit a couple of weeks so I had to hold mine in. Lol.
But a good way is to not push them out and let them slide slowly and quietly or just go to the bathroom.
but they can still hear it and what if they have to use it right after you?
In the bathroom it's ok, It's supposed to be used for that but you can hide the sound with some music. Just take your cell phone. Lol.
And if the smell is strong just spray some Lysol. Also, wouldn't the roommate have to fart? I guess both would be in the same situation.
Lol, you're asking if farting in a dorm is normal. If that's one of the problems that you have, then I think you're ok kid.