Is it normal to fart in restaurants/buffets?

Well, for starters, I fart in the buffets and restaurants.

I just sometimes feel the need to fart and then I did. In the restaurants and buffets. It wouldn't be good to hold it in, would it? So, I gotta fart or else...
...anyway, I just wanna ask you: is it normal to fart in restaurants and buffets?!

Please tell me what to do!!!!

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Based on 33 votes (17 yes)
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  • robbieforgotpw

    I always fart wherever I'm eating whether at home or at a restaurant. Buffets are the best. I'll drop some sulfur maybe at the chicken and broccoli and then walk away smiling.

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  • Hmm, smells like chicken.

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  • Avant-Garde

    The special of the day is stewed farts.

    (No one wants to smell that when they are eating. No one wants fecal particles blended into the food.)

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  • Geneva5

    I only fart in restaurants and public transport. And it fucking stinks !

    I also sometimes shit in food at buffets. Just do it in a bag and drop it in when no one is looking.

    So funny to jerk off to massive farts and watching unsuspecting dickheads eating your own shit.

    So fun !!!

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  • handsignals

    Ha Ha, thanks for farting all over my shrimp brah.

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  • (s)aint

    I fart everywhere i am. One of the very few exceptions is when i´m having sex or when they STINK and i´m near friends ...

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    • robbieforgotpw

      I'll fart you under the table I'm the king of flatulence
      *gases you enough to understand*

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      • (s)aint

        Game on!

        ...

        Please live where i live!

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        • robbieforgotpw

          You must not know 'bout me(song)
          Ask around.
          *power manures his drawers

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          • (s)aint

            Oh i know everything about you already!

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            • robbieforgotpw

              Then reconize...
              To the left, to the left

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  • Elyod88

    Hold it in for two days, it's the polite thing to do.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    Holding it in causes cancer.

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  • IDiGAFi

    I do it all the time. I don't care where I am, as long as there are stranger around to blame, I'll fart every time I feel like it. I'll only refrain from it when I'm surrounded by my acquaintances and there's no one else nearby, since then the witch hunt might begin.

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